Tricks that old racers get up to after retirement

[Bob V]

1983

Yep, that is our Hooters on the corner of Hampton and Gulf to Bay and it is still going strong today...!!!

[jackiewilson]

Bloody amazing how the “TRICKS THAT OLD RACERS GET UP TO” site trundles along slowly —- just minding its own business ——— until LEGS, TITS AND TORSOS come aboard !!!!!
Then crap and corruption—— i have thousands of new followers ????????WHY ?????
SO,i thought i might show you some wet tee-shirts and camel toes —IN SPADES !!!!!!!!—promise i will just occasionally chuck in the odd outboard and forty foot centre console ON BOARD —-just to keep the true “ “BOATING AFFECTIONADO’S “ pacified.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

​”JUST SOME OF THE TRICKS OLD RETIRED BOAT RACERS GET UP TO !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lake X Kid]

That looks like a Winning Combination.

[jackiewilson]

HOLY FECKIN SHOMOLEY ——- IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I PUT BARE BOOBS AND SOME HOT SNATCH !!!!!!!!!!!! RECKON I COULD CATCH LASSIE IN A WEEK !!!!!
Was just kidding !!!!!

[jackiewilson]

Finally managed to get the five trophies away to the LOWESTOFT AND OULTON BROAD CLUB.
Seemed like all old boat racers were simply dying and forgotten !!!!!!!
So i made five trophies [only four of ‘em are dead] so they wont be forgotten for at least a few years.
Have actually made a couple of all metal offshore trophies for UKOBRA —— clever bit is going to be to get someone to pay for ‘em.
Contrary to popular belief , i am not a charity institution—— and i still know damn well ‘MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES”. [sainted mother taught me that long ago].
I do try and make the trophies memorable —— whereas the concepts i fabricate are “DEBATABLE?”.
If any of the followers of “TRICKS THAT OLD RETIRED RACERS GET UP TO”​ WOULD LIKE TO DONATE A TROPHY TO ANY CLUB ———please get in touch . Tell me your thoughts —and I’ll see what i can come up with.

[jackiewilson]

Had the heart scan yesterday—- still no wiser as to what the hells wrong !!!!!!
I know every bloody thing that’s not wrong —-but they still have not found out what actually IS wrong.
sick and tired of hearing the “AGE’ Thing ——and “well it is 33 years since the by pass.” !!!!!!!!!
Latest guess is the heart valve is furred up ?????????
Never ever did feel like the bits were all wearing out [until now]
Forgive me for feeling a tad pissed at the world this morning—- i get better later in the day.

[WaterZebra]

Yep, that is our Hooters on the corner of Hampton and Gulf to Bay and it is still going strong today...!!!

Funny procedure Hooters "corporate" had for franchises that were down on revenue. They would fly in "temps" (from Atlanta?) to supplement the local waitress staff. These girls were all "tens" or better (more professional models than being standard waitresses?). They would work the location for a week or so to get the money up and then vanish.........

[jackiewilson]

Funny procedure Hooters "corporate" had for franchises that were down on revenue. They would fly in "temps" (from Atlanta?) to supplement the local waitress staff. These girls were all "tens" or better (more professional models than being standard waitresses?). They would work the location for a week or so to get the money up and then vanish.........

MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE THAT CLAIMED I WAS THE ‘FATHER OF HER CHILD’ !!!!!

​Judge threw it out of course !!!!!!!

[jackiewilson]

Friday night dinner at Sam’s was a whole cooked cod with all the trimmings——she was about to throw out the left overs when i said she should make a fish pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wrong —— you make the pastry and we will have a pie —otherwise its all binned . When will i ever learn to keep my trap shut ???
so i knocked up some pastry —-threw in the fish and some BECHAMEL sauce and Voila —fish pie for supper tomorrow. !!!!!!!!!
she said it looked like it had been done by a proper cook !!!!!!!!!GO BUCK A FUFFALLO!!!!!!!

[jackiewilson]

PIE IS ALL DONE AND DUSTED —-COOKED AND READY FOR CONSUMPTION
Trusty Lexus is all warmed up ready for me to do a runner !!!!!!!

[jackiewilson]

In actual fact the pie turned out fine in spite of the fact they did not have lard for the pastry or potatoes for the filling —— when you are a “ war kid” you just know how to do these things ——-nothing is impossible ——- no mountains unclimbable —— its all part of the rich tapestry of life .

[Lake X Kid]

Reverting back to Speed & Women. Shirley Muldowney was one of the fastest (and earliest) to put on a fire suit.

[lilabner]

Reverting back to Speed & Women. Shirley Muldowney was one of the fastest (and earliest) to put on a fire suit.

Reminds me of something about Rosemary Harum; (Young) RIP
Treasure and I had just gone to the Keys on our boat and stopped at Rosemarys house. This was around early 2000's. We had lunch and a great time. She told us how she and her girlfriend were putting out old drums and tires for lobsters. She was quite the diver.
Maybe a month or so? later, we were watching a new TV show about the Marine Patrol in the Keys. They were approaching two women diving for lobsters. I said, It's Rosemary! You could hear Rosemary saying "Oh my God I don't have on any lipstick."
They checked her lobsters, checked the boat out, and left. We called her right away and told her she was on TV with no lipstick.
What a great lady she was, and one hell of a boat racer. Shirley Muldowney reminds me of Rosemary.

[Bob V]

Reminds me of something about Rosemary Harum; (Young) RIP
Treasure and I had just gone to the Keys on our boat and stopped at Rosemarys house. This was around early 2000's. We had lunch and a great time. She told us how she and her girlfriend were putting out old drums and tires for lobsters. She was quite the diver.
Maybe a month or so? later, we were watching a new TV show about the Marine Patrol in the Keys. They were approaching two women diving for lobsters. I said, It's Rosemary! You could hear Rosemary saying "Oh my God I don't have on any lipstick."
They checked her lobsters, checked the boat out, and left. We called her right away and told her she was on TV with no lipstick.
What a great lady she was, and one hell of a boat racer. Shirley Muldowney reminds me of Rosemary.

[jackiewilson]

There was never a shortage of lady drivers in England either —doesn’t matter whether it was circle or offshore — we have had them in spades .
Titled ladies —-housewives——girlfriends . Never mattered where they started , were they any good was the only criterion ??????
i knew quite a few of them —- every one i ever met had exceedingly large Cajones !!!!!
it’s late and I’m knackered so you will have to wait for tomorrow.