So, this welsh sheep farmer takes his prize ewe and Bess his favourite dog on a cruise, storm blows up and the boat sinks----all souls are lost except the farmer, his prize ewe and Bess the sheepdog who cling together and make a deserted island, For a month or more the three survive happily, but human nature being what is the farmer starts looking hard and long at the ewe----he goes and strokes her with that strange look in his eye but Bess has protected the ewe since she was a lamb and starts to growl and snarl and bare her fangs at the horny farmer. He backs off warily and doesn't try that manoeuvre for another month------same thing happens again-------Bess leaps and snarls-----growls and drips saliva won't let the farmer anywhere near the sheep.
Every month does he try to get near the sheep, but Bess stands between them a snarling and a growling-----farmer is climbing walls by now---he badly needs some "Grumble".
then good fortune smiles on him-----after a stormy night a dinghy is washed ashore, exhausted in the bottom is the most beautiful girl with "Thunder thighs" and knockers to die for. Farmer gives her brandy and warms her in front of the fire rubs her body with his bare hands until she glowed pink all over, gently takes her by the hand and says------







"Would you please take This damn dog for a long walk"?

The old ones are the best ones,

MYGGWY. J.