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    Talking You Guys GOTTA see this-

    What a friking MORON - scary part is, he's on the water with us somewhere
    I couldn't pull the pics , so I linked the page- well worth the look.
    http://forums.capmel.com/tool/post/c...17367&trail=15

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    Good Lord!!!!



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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


    Seen that before, just not as extreme!!!

    Only one I have seen close... a Crownline came in for some repair. They put new battery mounts in it or something. Screwed right through the hull into the trailer bunks... And couldn't figure out why the boat would not come off the trailer when they tried to launch it!

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    At least he didn't hit a manatee with it.......
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    it'll give him better bite for his bat turns!
    why ask me ?


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    Did younse read what somebody wrote further down
    `QOUTE`
    1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

    2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

    3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

    4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

    5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

    6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?

    7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?

    8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

    9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

    10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


    Seen that before, just not as extreme!!!

    Only one I have seen close... a Crownline came in for some repair. They put new battery mounts in it or something. Screwed right through the hull into the trailer bunks... And couldn't figure out why the boat would not come off the trailer when they tried to launch it!

    THATS FUNNY

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    He sure showed that new interior who's boss.............
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    I can top that. I actually had a newer employee do the same thing...while the hull was still in the hull mold. We could not figure out why in the world, the hull was not releasing from the mold during removal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scream And Fly View Post
    Good Lord!!!!

    WOW !!! (Nice Job Andy !!!!!! HA HA) What a wonder child that brain surgeon is !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirRide View Post
    I can top that. I actually had a newer employee do the same thing...while the hull was still in the hull mold. We could not figure out why in the world, the hull was not releasing from the mold during removal.
    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    You suck unless you have pics.

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    I'll bet the upholstery doesn't blow off.
    BWAHAHAHAHA! Best quote on there.
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    OMG!! Unreal.Nothing like being carful.

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    Boats screwed now haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foley View Post
    WOW !!! (Nice Job Andy !!!!!! HA HA) What a wonder child that brain surgeon is !!!!

    It gets better, if you read the thread, he went back and cut off all the screws
    (all 43 of em )
    then used 5200 and some body putty over the holes.
    THEN spray painted over it all

    O'h yeah, prior to that- he asked the guy at the marina to drop it in the water for him when he was done.....
    HE NEVER NOTICED till the guy showed him !!!!!!


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