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    These two elderly ladies with sagging breasts are walking down the street. One says to the other, we better start wearing a bra or people are going to mistake us for a couple of nuts

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    A lot of women actually turn into good drivers.

    So if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!
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    Proverbs 4:18-20

    " For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."
    -- John F. Kennedy 1962

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    Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.

    At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot? Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"

    "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.

    She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge. From the backroom Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

    To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot!"

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    I may be slow but im ahead of you. *hit's only ankle deep but you went in head first.

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    Classic “Dad Joke”

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    I crashed my car between two houses today. Mr. and Mrs. Ball live in the left house and Mr. and Mrs. Smith live in the right house. Thank God I was dragged out by the Smiths. RR

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