dumb joke

[doug7488]

[25ss]

A bag boy carried a ladys bags to her car.
The lady says i got an itchy pussy.
He says ya got to point it out to me lady im not much on those jap cars!

[hydra-sports]

Good choices none the less!

[doug7488]

[NICE PAIR]

[SUNKIST]

news flash....joe biden has turned over a new leaf and now believes in trickle down economics admiring ronald reagan, says he now really understands it and how it works....however he has limited it to just himself and his son hunter biden.

if only we could do to others as others have done to us. The election rigging started the day joey took office with the open boarder...there is no other reason. joey and his complete incompetence will probably start world war lll.

a Joey defined...not to be confused with a kangaroo

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The textbook definition of a heathen.
Beware, Joey runs around these parts of the woods usually naked without any concern for law and order. If you cross Joey, you better hope that you were not seen.
by RockyJohnson May 30, 2020

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A Biden

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Refers to a man well passed the age where brain cells can properly function that uses said excuse to fondle children, and sometimes older consent-giving women, although this person highly prefers children, he pretends to not know what he is doing and blames it on feeble desolate mind.
That boomer pedo-bear is seriously being a Biden the way he just sniffed that 8 year old's hair
by Shucky Shabazz November 12, 2020

[NICE PAIR]

That chick @ Woolworths was “worth” going back for. Good eyes!

[25ss]

Guy goes home with a gal he meets.
After an hour or so of fooling around she says oh no my husbands home.
He says where is your back door she says we dont have one.
He says where would you like one!

[doug7488]

[racervboat]

[doug7488]

[25ss]

A guy gets pulled over by a state cop.
He asked the cop why and he says speeding 2 mph over.
While the cop is writing the ticket a fly keeps flying around his face.
The guy says must be a circle fly.
Cop say what kind of fly.
Guy says you no the ones that fly around horses asses.
Cop says you saying im a horses ass.
Guy says no but you cant fool them circle flys.

[doug7488]

[doug7488]

[25ss]

A guy gets pulled over in town
he asks the cop whats the problem
Cop says you didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign
Guys says stop slow down whats the difference
Cop says want me to show you the difference
Cop starts hitting the guy in the head with his club
Cop says you want me to slow down or stop!!!!