They ain't takin' my two stroke!

[rgsauger]

Hope ya'll had a great weekend. Break-in on my Merc 200 is going great! Woohoo!

[David - WI]

Because 3 is too many and 1 is not enough!

[Chaz]

The only problem with that thinking is that , while they will let our country be "invaded" by anyone who want's in and place them in county's thru out our red states in big enough numbers to flip them to blue.
Scummer and Piglosi will have your house strafed by A-10 warthogs if you don't turn in your 2-strokes, guns or anything else they don't like.
Don't tempt them, instead, throw them out of office in 2022 ..

[Brad Zastrow]

This is a really silly thread.

[XstreamVking]

Man, if you can't see the humor in this thread, well. (in my best bill ingvall voice) You might be the owner of a 4 stroke.

[David - WI]

Better to choke on the smoke than to miss a power stroke!

[XstreamVking]

If you mow your grass and find a boat, you might be a Scream and Fly member from fla. This is the truth with me, my sons current project had a brazilian pepper tree growing in it, and 2' tall grass and weeds all around it. Been sitting for 10 yrs. 67 larson lapliner being converted to a cool glades skiff. Forgot the most important thing....He just got a 05 60hp merc 2 smoke for it. Thing looks like new and runs great.

[z1rider]

If it don't smoke, it must be broke! As I've always said, weed eaters, chainsaws, snowmobiles, and outboards, should be 2 strokes. (PWC, also).

[rgsauger]

Yeah, and I'm running 30:1 or so on break-in and went up on my jets for same so she's smoking like a cheap hooker at a New Orleans bachelor party. I was almost embarrassed for a moment when I cranked up at the ramp and a fog of blue smoke didst cover the land...but then I remembered that Al Gore and John Kerry fly around the world in private jets to attend climate conferences so fk 'em!! Besides, my junk only burned 15 gallons of fuel this weekend...so there!