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08-22-2018, 02:58 PM #2491
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08-22-2018, 03:37 PM #2492
Harley Davidson is Closing many of its Plants Due to Declining Sales. Apparently, the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles, and Generation X is only buying a very few, and the next generation, the Millennials, aren’t buying any at all.
A recent study was conducted to find out why?
Here are the reasons why Millennials don't ride motorcycles, and why sales are down:
1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.
3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.
4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.
5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.
6 Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.
7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.
8. They can't afford one because they spent 1 2 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.
9. They are allergic to fresh air.
10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.
11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.
12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.
13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.
14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.
15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.
16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.
17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.
18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.
19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.
20 It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.
21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.
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08-22-2018, 04:03 PM #2493
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AZMIDLYF liked this post
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08-22-2018, 04:05 PM #2494
Im too sexy for my shirt - oh damn never mind.
I may be slow but im ahead of you. *hit's only ankle deep but you went in head first.
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08-22-2018, 07:52 PM #2495
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08-22-2018, 08:51 PM #2496
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08-22-2018, 08:56 PM #2497
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08-23-2018, 07:54 AM #2498
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08-23-2018, 02:53 PM #2499
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08-23-2018, 03:12 PM #2500
Funny as I was a kid say 7 yrs old my folks would take us 3 kids to our grandparents for a visit and he had a pet squirl that lived in the tree on his lot,city lot very small,he would call the critter down with peanuts and there he was sitting on his lap and shoulder as I was one day sitting next to him and that squirl hesitated to come down but my grandpa coaxed that critter down and sat on his lap as I petted him. That is pretty amazing and I will never forget that until I leave this planet.Just like our dogs robby.God bless all of us.
I may be slow but im ahead of you. *hit's only ankle deep but you went in head first.
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08-23-2018, 03:45 PM #2501
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08-23-2018, 07:32 PM #2502
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08-23-2018, 07:43 PM #2503
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08-24-2018, 02:27 PM #2504
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racervboat liked this post
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08-24-2018, 03:17 PM #2505
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