I'm Always Amazed by

[WillySteve]

The number of shadetree wanna'bez that attempt to fix a problem by surfing the internet and yet not having the common sense to pull their engine cowl without reading instructions!!
Time and time again after they think they have it fixed, things don't work so they immediately think they have further problems.
People......working on your ignition will not magically create a problem with your carbs or your lower unit!!!!!
I guess some are still looking for where the muffler bearings go!

Sorry, but at my age I get aggravated pretty easy when it's too hot to fish!!!!!
BTW: Murphy's law was written for all men, gifted or not!!!

[Bodhi]

Not sure about that......last time I replaced a muffler bearing on my merc.....it blew the carbs out AND the lower unit at the same time

[WillySteve]

Hey....I've heard of that!!!

[XstreamVking]

Bohdi, That's similar to what happened to my motor on our last run, muff bearings got wet from that yacht, darn near fell out and I had to idle back to the ramp.

[CNC_Guy]

x2 on that. They always forget accessories like these too.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...FLmv,y6rf2iXk2

[Baja170]

x2 on that. They always forget accessories like these too.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...FLmv,y6rf2iXk2

And a bargain for 36.69!!

[eli]

i,m still lookin for that can of grinder sparks

[moparbarn]

These are the same folks that when they ask to borrow a screwdriver, you need to ask if they want a plus or a minus!

[Krazymaan]

Thats not true at all. The previous owner put a Piston return Spring in backwards and now look what happened to my motor.

[XstreamVking]

I have a x-tra bucket of steam if you want to steam clean something.....

[moparbarn]

A little off topic, but obviously the same family tree...... I worked for 45+ years as a mechanic, started out going to OMC school in 1970. Spent most of my career at auto dealerships, this is a TRUE story. I actually got a single line warranty ticket that read " cigarette lighter gets hot after use"!! Well duhhh, wasn't it just glowing red & started a fire just past the tip of your nose??? WTF did ya expect??? Did ya touch it to figure that one out .....I'm not sure who I was more dumbfounded by, the customer that thought it was an issue, or the service writer that actually wrote a ticket like that .

[Bodhi]

I have a x-tra bucket of steam if you want to steam clean something.....

I prefer to move my steam around using a left handed smoke shifter.....

[mr fun]

the conflinder switch connected to the conflooten valve, sucks more times than you can imagin, fun out

[speedinstream]

Just hope u never have a fallopian tube come loose that will pretty much turn your motor to scrap metal

[home made tunnel]

If you have those new synthetic windshield wiper blades, you need to run synthetic washer fluid.
Don't forget to rotate your balsamic arbitrators.
And top off your blinker fluid before every long roadtrip, you don't want to run out of it and be blinker-less for a few states. Only states ending in a vowel carry the stuff. (some silly 1800's law).