Supposedly true, probably a load of crap, but funny as hell either way

[Raceman]

The following is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her
> shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of
> leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her
> handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and
> I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
> bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
> She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
> tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she
> found her own car parked four or five spaces down.
> She loaded her bags into her car and then drove to the police station.
> The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
> laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
> were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
> handgun. No charges were filed................. Ah, senior moments!
>
>

[ripperd2]

this one also, *supposedly* true:

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What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....

True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the
crew did too they were laughing so hard!

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[Scott]

Wayyyy to funnnnny!
Thanks Guys!

[bulldogdaddy]

always great to get a good laugh.hey scott you heading out this weekend? going to chestertown for a crabfeast sat. and woodco's coming over sunday,give me a call