Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A: One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.



Q: Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?

A: Because they’re pretty good at it.



Q: Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident?

A: To the I.C.U.



Q: What kind of dogs love car racing?

A: Lap dogs.