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**berdes** · 07-20-2020, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy

I use one of those blue shop towels and masking tape.

Duct tape lasts longer.

**Slough** · 07-20-2020, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy

I use one of those blue shop towels and masking tape.

Red shop towel and electrical tape

**flabum1017** · 07-20-2020, 09:15 PM

Zip tie real tight, no rag

**sonicss33** · 07-21-2020, 07:47 AM

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**mrichartz** · 07-21-2020, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by sonicss33

I haven't finished any of my food since!

**racervboat** · 07-21-2020, 09:10 AM

**FUJIMO** · 07-21-2020, 01:04 PM

...all police officers should be required to get a law degree prior to attending the police academy. its only logical.

**flabum1017** · 07-21-2020, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by FUJIMO

...all police officers should be required to get a law degree prior to attending the police academy. its only logical.

If they did that, they'd all be lawyers and we'd have no cops

**bullet20vee** · 07-21-2020, 05:46 PM

The people who go to be police obviously aren't crooked enough to be lawyers.

**racervboat** · 07-21-2020, 06:57 PM

No cops no arrests so no need for lawyers.

**SS Minnow** · 07-21-2020, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by racervboat

No cops no arrests so no need for lawyers.

If only that were true. I wonder what % of lawyers are criminal defense?

Think about all the other ones; real estate, marriage, corporate, patent, the list goes on.

My theory on why lawyers are, well, what they are. If people were able to get along and hold up their end of the bargain there would be no demand for lawyers. If there was no demand for lawyers, there would be no lawyers. So is it the lawyers fault, or the person that cannot hold up their end of the bargain?

**racervboat** · 07-21-2020, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by SS Minnow

If only that were true. I wonder what % of lawyers are criminal defense?

Think about all the other ones; real estate, marriage, corporate, patent, the list goes on.

My theory on why lawyers are, well, what they are. If people were able to get along and hold up their end of the bargain there would be no demand for lawyers. If there was no demand for lawyers, there would be no lawyers. So is it the lawyers fault, or the person that cannot hold up their end of the bargain?

I know I just replyed to that one only.

**Li'l Toy** · 07-23-2020, 09:10 AM

SS Minnow - Thanks for your comment from the guy who was once accused of being a shyster on this forum.

**CDave** · 07-23-2020, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by SS Minnow

If only that were true. I wonder what % of lawyers are criminal defense?

Think about all the other ones; real estate, marriage, corporate, patent, the list goes on.

My theory on why lawyers are, well, what they are. If people were able to get along and hold up their end of the bargain there would be no demand for lawyers. If there was no demand for lawyers, there would be no lawyers. So is it the lawyers fault, or the person that cannot hold up their end of the bargain?

It's the lack of moral behavior in our society these days. Amoral behavior is everywhere you look. It is seen as OK these days and is the key reason we have the problems we have right now. Honestly, what social issue wouldn't be solved if people followed a strong moral code.

**moparbarn** · 07-23-2020, 09:43 AM

Lack of moral behaviour is one reason. Another is the general lack of being able to accept responsibility for your actions. I call it " I'm not my fault". My father used to say "Do what you say & say what you do".