Pit Tootsie needed

[Raceman]

Female only, 18 to 25 years of age preferred. Job responsibilities include standing around the pits scantily clad and accenting the boat. Since we don't race, the job won't require any clean up except maybe light dusting and some photo shoots with old fat guy. Must be tolerant of lewd and suggestive comments from old fat guy. Willingness to sit on lap of old fat guy a plus. Salary dependent on other skills.

We ARE NOT an equal opportunity employer and DO discriminate on the basis of sex, race, age, national origin, breast size and hair color. Preference given to extremely dumb blondes.

[Gordie Miller]

for Attorney General. Or should he be head of the EEOC?

[WharfRat]

Norris..............Step AWAY from the viagra bottle & keep your hands out of your pockets

[LaserModVee]

...and to think Norris didn't vote for Bill Clinton.

[bulldogdaddy]

norris,you forgot,armorall the trailer tire(make sure she gets the low spots) and suck,i mean polish the chrome off the trailer ball

[delawarerick]

RM and some of us older men dont need the viagra. Remember its not the flame its how long the wick lasts. Rick

[David_L6]

[Charlie M]

why beat arround the bush, just ask for what you want

[clydecleinmark]

Just remember,"You might be too old to cut the mustard but you're never too old to lick the jar!"

[clydecleinmark]

Raceman, I'm assuming that in the case of a pit groupie, a "liberal" is preferred. Ha Ha

[Charlie M]

I know just the girl for you Raceman, a little overweight, but she has a real good personality. She is presently a Liberian.

[Dave S]

I told ya needed a Maid to dust those Mercs.

[INXS]

I hear janet reno is looking for a job?

INXS

[Raceman]

I dunno Clyde................. reckon it's possible to find one with conservative politics and liberal affections for old fat guys? It'd just be nice to find a young cute one that wouldn't address me as "sir".

[clydecleinmark]

I hear ya on that "sir" stuff. Had to get dressed up last weekend in suit and tie, which I don't even have to do for work anymore. ****, even the OLD ladies were calling me "sir."