>A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
>everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
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>"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
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>The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
>Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
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>This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last
>guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy
>is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.
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>Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
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>The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".