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10-26-2021, 07:06 PM #1
Starting my own country…
Going to get Fla,Tx,La,Al,Tn to all secede from the union and form our own country.
Run by like minded red necks, living on the side of a mountain.
One way in, one way out.
Our rules.
Youre a guy that wants to wear a dress?
The gate dont open.
Dont want to work for a living?
No entry.
Not willing to die defending our/your country?
Thats sll we need to know.
Stay in Ny, Chic, etc.
We let you in and you forget the rules?
We throw you off the side of our mountain.
Dont like our rules?
We dont care.
Cant think of a name though….???Last edited by Instigator; 10-26-2021 at 07:10 PM.
I'd rather be competitive w/junk I built in my garage than win w/stuff I bought.
I refuse to allow common sense to interfere w/my boat buying decisions.
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10-26-2021, 07:21 PM #2
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10-26-2021, 08:50 PM #3The Historic Photo Master
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...hilarious gator...but i like it...lol.. (no, really, i do)
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10-27-2021, 05:57 AM #4
I brought it up as a joke at a family picnic a while back and three of my nephews immediately raised their hands and said theyd go with me :-)
I think of all the travels I’ve done, particularly in the south, in the states listed and the true blooded American‘s that I’ve met there, yet how they are represented in the news, sick of being attacked, not seeing there cities, states, countries defended, portrayed as the bad….., etc, etc.
I would guess based on the people I know and listen to we would need a very very large mountain .
W/a 15 - 25% reclaimed tax base, we could afford a nice mountain
I'd rather be competitive w/junk I built in my garage than win w/stuff I bought.
I refuse to allow common sense to interfere w/my boat buying decisions.
Checkmate 16' 140 Johnson
Hydrostream 17' Vector FrankenRude I
Laser 480 (?) 21' w/GT 200
Glastron Carlson Conquest w/XP 2.6
Glastron Carlson CVX 20 w/XP 2.6
24' Sonic w/twin 250 Johnsons
24' Sonic w/twin 250 HO Johnsons
19' STV River Rocket w/FrankenRude II
Allison XR 2002 w/Frankenrude II
Hydrostream 18' V-King w/Frankenrude II
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10-27-2021, 06:22 AM #5
Come to Georgia or Alabama ,most of us are still like that. Avoid Atlanta.
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10-27-2021, 06:26 AM #6
Page 1 of bylaws of Garyanna (Gator Mountain?):
1. All cell phones Shall be collected at the border and then destroyed.
2. Anyone caught on Facebook shall be stoned in the town square.
3. All four stroke outboards shall be confiscated at the border and destroyed.
The scrap will then be sold to recycling to fund our annual Christmas party.
4. All boys upon reaching 18 years of age shall serve one year and our military. (Voluntary for girls)
5. Anyone serving five years or more in our military shall be deeded a half acre plot with no tax burden.
6. Anyone wounded during active duty shall be deeded a half acre lot with no tax burden.
7. Immediate family of anyone killed during active duty or as first responder shall be deeded a half acre plot with no tax burden, a home, utilities, insurance, healthcare provided for life.
8. Anyone caught drinking before 9 AM shall undergo mandatory counseling.
9. Any Disputes that escalate beyond verbal shall be settled in a WBO approved 19 foot boxing ring in town Square for three two minute rounds on Friday night.
(Headgear and 12 ounce gloves are mandatory)
10. Tickets for above debate……..,shall be $20 per, proceeds to fund our annual celebration of spring party.
11. Daylight savings time shall not be observed.
More to come…..I'd rather be competitive w/junk I built in my garage than win w/stuff I bought.
I refuse to allow common sense to interfere w/my boat buying decisions.
Checkmate 16' 140 Johnson
Hydrostream 17' Vector FrankenRude I
Laser 480 (?) 21' w/GT 200
Glastron Carlson Conquest w/XP 2.6
Glastron Carlson CVX 20 w/XP 2.6
24' Sonic w/twin 250 Johnsons
24' Sonic w/twin 250 HO Johnsons
19' STV River Rocket w/FrankenRude II
Allison XR 2002 w/Frankenrude II
Hydrostream 18' V-King w/Frankenrude II
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10-27-2021, 06:49 AM #7
Give the women a choice...a year of service in the military or a year of service in the community day care.
"The character of a man can be easily judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him"
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10-27-2021, 07:12 AM #8
I'm in.
RockTeam Junk
No sparkling wiggles in here, only dump truck grinches.
"Screamin Heathen"
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10-27-2021, 07:42 AM #95000 RPM
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The one way in, one way out sounds good. You’ll need a really long fence, guess that means full employment for at least a few years. Set up a house swapping/job swapping site to make it easier for people to move in and out before the fence closes.
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10-27-2021, 08:57 AM #106000 RPM
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Garyanna will have a lake large enough to run our 2-strokes right?
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10-27-2021, 11:43 AM #11
Last edited by Instigator; 10-27-2021 at 11:46 AM.
I'd rather be competitive w/junk I built in my garage than win w/stuff I bought.
I refuse to allow common sense to interfere w/my boat buying decisions.
Checkmate 16' 140 Johnson
Hydrostream 17' Vector FrankenRude I
Laser 480 (?) 21' w/GT 200
Glastron Carlson Conquest w/XP 2.6
Glastron Carlson CVX 20 w/XP 2.6
24' Sonic w/twin 250 Johnsons
24' Sonic w/twin 250 HO Johnsons
19' STV River Rocket w/FrankenRude II
Allison XR 2002 w/Frankenrude II
Hydrostream 18' V-King w/Frankenrude II
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10-27-2021, 12:43 PM #12
8. Anyone caught drinking before 9 AM shall undergo mandatory counseling.
I think this is a bit late, I start breakfast at 8:00am<> God is great , Beer is good , Boaters are crazy <>
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10-28-2021, 12:14 AM #13
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10-28-2021, 04:39 AM #14Screaming And Flying!
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Puudin' Freedom....... Sks Ak 47.... nufsaidall elessss fails,,,,,,,
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10-28-2021, 06:04 AM #15Screaming And Flying!
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This has always been on the cards for Texas
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