Jokes

[Why Not]

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day, and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the second nun asked.
"I threw them in the trash, of course."
"Well," said the second nun, "I was in the Father's room putting away laundry and found a bunch of condoms."
"What did you do?" the first nun asked.
"I poked holes in them."
"Oh, crap," said the third nun.




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[Stoker boy]

Ever notice when you see nuns in public it’s always at least two? Reason……to make sure the other nun gets none.

[flabum1017]

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department
store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the area - you could get
anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
"Yes, I was a salesman in the country," said the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll
come and see you when we close up."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came
around. The boss arrived and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"

"One," said the young salesman.
"Only one?" blurted the boss,"Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale worth?"
"Thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars," said
the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well," said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small
fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I
sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one."

"I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat
department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin
engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it,
so I took him to the car department and sold him a new SUV."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all
that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"

"No," answered the salesman, "Actually, he came in to buy a big box of
tampons for his wife, and I said to him, 'Well, since your weekend's
shot, you may as well go fishing.'"