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    F**k

    Going to an offshore boat race Ft Myers beach this road has been under construction for over 4 tears, it crisscrosses back and forth, in 1/2 an hour I moved about 500 feet with two hot girls in there convertible in front of me, driver playing with phone all the while, who cares we are not moving, long parking lot,
    Gal in front slams on the brakes, just as I stop my front tire drops into a hole turning the handlebars to the left quickly, I'm stopped but now trying to stop a 700 lb motorcycle from falling to my left, end of the handlebar hits me just inside the left knee,
    I was PISSED, I've only picked this and other bikes as you suppose to, using my legs, my butt towards the bike
    I was PISSED I just yanked it up and as I near the end, I hit a wall, not sure If I can do this, thinking it would nice if a bystander would give a little push
    Then God Almighty I did it,
    now the bike does not want to start, it did

    but F**K
    We have invented the world; WE see

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    Karma's a bitch
    most overnite successes usually take at least 10 years


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    If you are looking for sympathy for following too close, you came to the wrong place. You should go to one of those sites that you post the links from. You know, where every thing is someone else's fault. Maybe you could blame Trump somehow. I'm glad you didn't get hurt bad though.

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    I guess you missed the part we were really weren't moving at all, parked is the best description, did not say I was going to hit her, but because of the construction hole in the pavement as I came to stop tire falls in hole some type of drainage pipe access, don't make up my story, I was there
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    Three years ago this group of Harley riders I've known 20 some years wanted to go for a ride to Fort Myers beach, one of them barked out the long way not thru that disaster,

    They are putting deep underground drainage between the lanes on these are barrier Islands a 7 year project, if all goes well.

    Man Holes rising 6 inches above the road, really, brick pavers thru the center, grids for drainage along the center and your crisscrossing from side to side , it's like mountain bike riding with a 700 lb motorcycle, You see since they are working below the water table they

    have to suck the water out of the ground so they can install all the large pipe. 7 year project.


    https://www.naplesnews.com/story/mon...on/1499027001/
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    Had a similar scenario last December. Nighttime, making a turn, person in front of me jammed the brakes, and I just went into a pothole with the front. First time I dumped a bike in 20 years. Luckily, I hit the kill switch as I was going down, and my saddle bags took the brunt of the hit. It's a jungle out there...

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    What do you get when 2 Democrats fall in a hole?................ A good start!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockyone View Post
    The best part of me slid down my Mama's asscrack, ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
    This ain't the politics forum, retard. If your life is so terrible that you can't separate your politics from anything else, may I suggest you try getting better life. I'm sure Paul Harrop will be flagging your post.

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    Lighten up Francis

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