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    Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
    A: Father's day.


    Q: How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
    A: it depends on how hard you throw them.

    Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
    A: two scoops of ice cream.

    1: I've got a dead baby joke
    2: **Groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that sh!t makes***
    1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
    2: Oh jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shlt again... what?
    1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing




    Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks?
    A: you can't use a pitchfork on bricks

    Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    A: you take your boots off on a trampoline.


    Now this thread has a slippery slope

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    Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

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    What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

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    Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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    Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

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    A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.

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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

    Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
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    a priest was walking down the sidewalk and a prostitute came up and handed him a card that read " blowjob 25 bucks " , he just got a confused look on his face and went back to the church, when he saw mother superior he went up and asked " what's a blowjob? " she replied " 25 bucks "
    most overnite successes usually take at least 10 years


    Certified turd polisher,

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    the ballad of tootie green,,,

    2 preachers were standing at the podium when a girl in a short skirt comes in and sits in the front pew and spreads her legs, one leans over to the other and asks "is the Tootie Green? " the other replies "no, I think it's just the way the lights hitting it "
    most overnite successes usually take at least 10 years


    Certified turd polisher,

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    Whats that black stuff between Elephants toes?


    Slow natives...

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    Hear about the Liberal who went ice fishing? Their partner almost drowned trying to cook it
    Hydrostream dreamin

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    We shouldn’t laugh at kids who believe in Santa.

    There are still adults who believe the Democrats are honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    We shouldn’t laugh at kids who believe in Santa.

    There are still adults who believe the Democrats are honest.

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    I told my Mom I'd made a car out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me!

    You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To tell everyone Epstein didn't kill himself.
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