dumb joke

**home made tunnel** · 11-08-2019, 09:42 PM

Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's day.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
A: it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: two scoops of ice cream.

1: I've got a dead baby joke
2: **Groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that sh!t makes***
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shlt again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks?
A: you can't use a pitchfork on bricks

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: you take your boots off on a trampoline.

Now this thread has a slippery slope

**Capt.Insane-o** · 11-09-2019, 12:54 AM

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

**Capt.Insane-o** · 11-09-2019, 12:55 AM

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

**Capt.Insane-o** · 11-09-2019, 12:56 AM

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

**Capt.Insane-o** · 11-09-2019, 12:57 AM

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

**Capt.Insane-o** · 11-09-2019, 12:58 AM

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.

**CDave** · 11-09-2019, 04:15 PM

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

**mr fun** · 11-11-2019, 05:19 PM

a priest was walking down the sidewalk and a prostitute came up and handed him a card that read " blowjob 25 bucks " , he just got a confused look on his face and went back to the church, when he saw mother superior he went up and asked " what's a blowjob? " she replied " 25 bucks "

**mr fun** · 11-11-2019, 05:26 PM

the ballad of tootie green,,,

2 preachers were standing at the podium when a girl in a short skirt comes in and sits in the front pew and spreads her legs, one leans over to the other and asks "is the Tootie Green? " the other replies "no, I think it's just the way the lights hitting it "