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    Take it for what it is worth.
    Most of the people on this site could not carry her helmet bag? Please. You underestimate the people on this site.

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    No, I just recognize her talents and abilities, and I find it distasteful to make fun of someone's death in a venue such as we have.
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    Has everyone got over their butt hurt yet (that is not a joke but this is):

    I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.

    The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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    Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much...

    It scared the hell out of me, so today I’ve decided never to read it again.

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    Went to the Dr yesterday.....told the receptionist I think I'm Invisible.... she went into the Dr's office for a minute & came out and said "The Dr can't see you right now......

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    My friend is in hospital today after seriously burning himself due to his obsession with taking selfies by a boiling kettle!

    The doctors believe he has serious selfie steam issues!

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    When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.

    I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we know any french.

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    To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

    If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

    What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.
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    the pastor and the nun were standing outside the church doors when a flamed hot rod full of teenage boys and girls went speeding past.... throwing beer cans, bottles and cigerettes out the windows.....as the pastor watched in horror he yelled...."stop ye sinners!...the end is near!!..stop go no further!!!!...turn your evil ways around!!!!" As they sped by flipping the bird the pastor and nun looked at each other ...then came a very loud crash.... and then a splash !!! he then turned around to the nun and said..."ya think i should have just yelled..."!! the fxxkin bridge is fxxkin out !!"

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    My wife screeched, "You haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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    Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir??

    Me: Like finding a smart Democrat.

    Waiter: Rare it is!!


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    DAD: apparently an actress just killed herself.

    MOM: Oh my! Who!?

    DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something.

    Mom: WITHERSPOON!!!!!?

    DAD: No, it was with a knife.

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    Why don't boxers have sex before a fight. Cuz they don't like each other.

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    No sparkling wiggles in here, only dump truck grinches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,


    and name it ElonGates.
    That's the best one I've seen on this thread hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SS Minnow View Post
    Take it for what it is worth.
    Most of the people on this site could not carry her helmet bag? Please. You underestimate the people on this site.
    I agree with you. The astronaughts are cool and all - but how about the Director of NASA? That guy worked a lot harder to get there. Unsung heros. There should be a BudLight commercial for middle management folks.

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