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    the government has issued a partial list of racist items and issues that need to be adressed...

    pool is racist because the little white ball beats up on all the colored balls

    chess is racist because its white aginst black

    car tires being black=racist.. with white walls ok

    the slave cylinder on your car clutch is a racist

    clearly white cars are racist or theyd be some other color

    computers have master and slave hardrives..you know

    coffee is probably racist because its black and some white people drink it

    golf ...the masters tournament =racist

    napkins...yep especially the white ones...tp ok because it turns brown

    snow is the biggest racist...turns everything snow white...not racist after mud rock salt and sand mixes with it throughly.


    President Ronald Reagan famously said in 1981: "government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
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    I had a dream also.


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    Wriggleys gum makes me think of boating, "Double your engines, Double your fun"



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    She said give me 9 inches and hurt me,so i screwed her 3 times and hit her over the head with a brick.
    I may be slow but im ahead of you. *hit's only ankle deep but you went in head first.

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    A farmer stopped by the local mechanics' shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.


    On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem, how to carry all his purchases home.


    While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot.'


    The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?'


    'Why, thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.


    On the way, he said 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'


    The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'


    The farmer said, 'Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'


    The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

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    I may be slow but im ahead of you. *hit's only ankle deep but you went in head first.

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    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

    I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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    " For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."
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