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11-02-2022, 01:33 AM #166
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!AIRWALK
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11-02-2022, 11:30 AM #167
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My next door neighbor came over this morning wearing nothing but a see thru nighty
Asked to borrow a cup of sugar
Then winked at me and asked me over for a cup
of coffee
I said “F off, Dave!”
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11-02-2022, 12:49 PM #168
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I just thought you would enjoy a good cup of coffee. Now you want to turn me wearing a see through nighty into something weird.
Originally Posted by doug7488
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Proverbs 4:18-20
" For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."
-- John F. Kennedy 1962
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11-02-2022, 01:50 PM #169
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11-03-2022, 07:24 AM #170
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Do trees poop �� in the woods?
Of course they do, that's where No.2 pencils come from!AIRWALK
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California cops tell it like it is.
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12-04-2022, 08:01 PM #173
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The black sheep joke has been a favorite of my wife and I for a long time.
An engineer, a theoretical physicist, an experimental physicist and a philosopher are walking the hills of Scotland when they spot a black sheep. The engineer exclaims "well whaddaya know! the sheep in Scotland are black!" The theoretical physicist replies, "..well, SOME of the sheep in Scotland are black." The experimental physicist retorts, "we can safely say, at least one sheep in Scotland is black."
The philosopher says, ".... on one side, anyway."
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his "Red-Rubber-Ball" table.
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12-04-2022, 08:45 PM #174
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Deer balls are the least expensive meat in the world........
They're under a buck.
I'll see myself out!AIRWALK
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Thot it was "What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts............ deer nuts are under a buck"
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Q: What do you call all of the extra useless skin around a woman's vagina?
A: The rest of her.If I don't ask any questions, I'll never learn anything.
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She's not wrong. Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy
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Went to the diner last night
I noticed the waitress had a black eye
So when I ordered, I did very slowly and clearly because it was obvious she didn’t listen
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Is that a she? Originally Posted by CDave
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"Once I bought my first Hydrostream boating changed forever for me."
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"I try not to let common sense interfere w/my boat buying decisions."
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