Now That Merc Has Killed 2-Strokes...

[Chaz]

Thank Ya .. Uncle BBQ, Doin a little better today ...

You should-a heard em howlin when vnemous and i proposed buildin a bridge from his house to mine ..

Chaz = wunderin, wheres the boat ramps and 100 parking spots on each side from the original drawing .. ???

Chaz = lookin at the bright side ... @ least we gotz more waterfront soccer fields than we could ever use ..

[H2OPERF]

I think when you have an old premix outboard people are going to look at you like you're a huge polluter and loser when you launch your boat... kind of like when you used be able to smoke in restaurants

Hmmm... I guess who's lookin will make that choice... Everybody i know loves the smell of 100% bio castorbean in the morning. This is Screamandfly not Priusandpontoon. LOL.

[Dave S]

Htsream.....I be from the North.... ya know the diff from a darn ynkee and dam ynkee......the darns go home....the dams stay.......I be from up north.....sorry ...I will mend My ways......theyrise......

[Chaz]

Htsream.....I be from the North.... ya know the diff from a darn ynkee and dam ynkee......the darns go home....the dams stay.......I be from up north.....sorry ...I will mend My ways......theyrise......

Then ya gotz yur half-backs. Them'z the ones that find out the hard way that it's 105* in the shade durrin the dog-days of summer .. and get a-bout half-way back home and throw the anchor out somewhere in the Carolina's ...

Here is a tutorial for the half-backs. Them country folks don't care what ya got to say, but ya might aught-a wann-a know what they sayin bout ya ...

Chaz = just rememberin, I married a yankee ... 29 years ago

https://www.tacorelish.com/southern-...rm=4660&edge=1

H2OPERF

Originally Posted by 21CheckmateLD
I think when you have an old premix outboard people are going to look at you like you're a huge polluter and loser when you launch your boat... kind of like when you used be able to smoke in restaurants



Hmmm... I guess who's lookin will make that choice... Everybody i know loves the smell of 100% bio castorbean in the morning. This is Screamandfly not Priusandpontoon. LOL.

Dave, what's this "Prius" you speak of ... ?????

For those that think that Castor is offensive ... you can add a little "grape juice" to remind you of the "winecave" your more acustom too ...

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[HStream1]

Dave S I could give a big rats ass where your Yankee ass came from. You come into my Southern local and want to change our ways you can carry your ass back to where you came from. Darns or Dams make no difference to me its the ones that stay are the ones that want to make the changes. The ones that are Snowbirds only come down here for the winter and bitch like little girls. i could care less about them. They just need to learn how to be polite and stop acting like they are entitled. Dont get me wrong. Some of my best friends are northerners. And i love them like my family. But they are Friendly, Courteous and know how to act. Unlike 90% from the Northern states that come down here.

Htsream.....I be from the North.... ya know the diff from a darn ynkee and dam ynkee......the darns go home....the dams stay.......I be from up north.....sorry ...I will mend My ways......theyrise......

[Dave S]

HS1....I have been .....down here 30 years.....VA......left NY......best move I did.....My neighbor was worried be cause I was from up north and he like his old trucks and cars.....He though I would be a bichin NY er.........Untill he noticed every time I came down ....... I would bring a nudda car......I didn't come to chang the south.... I was escaping the north........And now that Scumbucket.... Blackface is trying to **** up VA........Which side do ya think I will be with.....Riseandshine.....

[HStream1]

BRAVO!!! Congratulations!!!

HS1....I have been .....down here 30 years.....VA......left NY......best move I did.....My neighbor was worried be cause I was from up north and he like his old trucks and cars.....He though I would be a bichin NY er.........Untill he noticed every time I came down ....... I would bring a nudda car......I didn't come to chang the south.... I was escaping the north........And now that Scumbucket.... Blackface is trying to **** up VA........Which side do ya think I will be with.....Riseandshine.....

[Chaz]

I thought we had some good jokes that picked on everybody equally ...

So this krakka-azz rebel walk's into a bar ...

[Chaz]

P.S. What kind of oil do ya put in a prius ... ?

Do they even use oil ...

[Dave S]

I used to put castor oil in my cars gas.... I liked the smell so much......

[H2OPERF]

P.S. What kind of oil do ya put in a prius ... ?

Do they even use oil ...

The kind of oil is some oil vs no oil... and apparently they do use it or burn it to get to the no oil point, exactly how many miles that would be is a good? Millennials ughh.

[silverfox]

Geez Bud, I didn't know the birds stopped in your neighborhood for the winter. I thought they all came down to Chaz and my neighborhood to whine and cry.
Bill

[Chaz]

The kind of oil is some oil vs no oil... and apparently they do use it or burn it to get to the no oil point, exactly how many miles that would be is a good? Millennials ughh.

Ahh , the oil that just leaves a thin polly~raza~mataz layer behind ...