Newbie-itis

[Raceman]

Now we'll have to start all over again ways to detect Newbieitis..........you know, the disease where somebody new pops on the board and their boat's always a little faster, and their prop works at 120%. The guy that says "I'm runnin' a 22 pitch wheel on my 150, and turning 5800 and my boat's running 85, and it was on GPS, honest it was, but I want to run a hundred. Now it's startin' all over again with A impellers and B impellers and blueprinted pumps, and ..................and................


Let the games begin.

[FCnLa]

............shoes, grates, drop nozzles, yep.

[DickDanger]

Hey there everyone, Dick Danger here. I have a bitchin' 1977 Bahner that will run at least a 120 mph with a fully blown Briggs and Stratton, composite pistons, 6 Holley double pumpers, woven duct taped fuel lines, and 2 Jacuzzi pumps. I got 126 mph on the GPS!!! Anyone know how I can get a bit faster? Anyhow, thanks to the "Fly Guys" for welcoming us onto the site. You can find me out roosting around Polio Pond..errrrr... I mean, Lake Perris. -Dick Danger out.

[84exciter]

u think you could re-jet the carbs to run on nitro?u should pick up 40 or 50 mph.hehe.welcome

[Barney]

Is that considered circle racing on Perris?

My first boating in CA was on Lake Perris, oh ****!!! These guys would not believe it, got any pictures from a crowded weekend there?

How big is thier oval?

[Cas]

damn! I wish I could get numbers like that. I'm lucky to hit 4400 rpms at an unknown speed but guessing no more than 55. That's ok though, I did the fast thing years ago, I'm just into floatin and boatin these days. I just want my square nozzled jet to get me from point a to point b without having to get towed by a jet ski.

[rstover1]

I've got an 8ft canoe with two paddles the size of buicks and this giant gorrila to do the paddling all you have to do is give him a six pack and a quick shot of steroids in the ass. Had it up to a gps 175 mph that monkey was paddling his ass off..

[Barney]

Can you stretch it out any more?

[HammerDown]

When I really want to spank some ass,I just bolt my motor and pump to a sheet of plywood!...that's what I'am talking about!

[sleekcrafter]

Make sure its fare because you playing with the o/b guy's rules. Give'em a big head start so they can wind'm up and go. Oh s**t don't for get your floatation seat cushon we don't need splinters :0) rooster on my freind, cw

[Jrocket]

I got a piece of plywood in the mail to ya,dont forget to use stainless bolts in such a high speed application.Send pics. soon as ya get out of the hospital..........Johnnie Rocket