Getting pulled over

[wired247]

Got pulled over for speeding today. It happens time to time. Pay the fine , whatever. WHY does EVERY cop ask " Do you know why I'm pulling you over ? " Is this some stupid **** they teach in cop school? How to ask stupid questions? What am I supposed to say? " Because thats your job, asshole? " Not hating on cops but why the stupid banter? Get on with it.

[albypine]

I told one because he was bored or found out his wife was cheating on him with someone that looked like me

[tux974]

Got pulled over for speeding today. It happens time to time. Pay the fine , whatever. WHY does EVERY cop ask " Do you know why I'm pulling you over ? " Is this some stupid **** they teach in cop school? How to ask stupid questions? What am I supposed to say? " Because thats your job, asshole? " Not hating on cops but why the stupid banter? Get on with it.

Mandatory!
How many very well behaved citizens ask, why did you pull me over did you not realize I'm in a rush?.....

I told one because he was bored or found out his wife was cheating on him with someone that looked like me

LMAO....how many tickets did that get you....

[albypine]

None I had him laughing his azz off . the best one was when I was getting dot inspection and the tickets went to the company . Told the dot officer to go home and wipe my fingur prints off his old lady's azz 28 tickets and a tow truck ride home

[tux974]

None I had him laughing his azz off . the best one was when I was getting dot inspection and the tickets went to the company . Told the dot officer to go home and wipe my fingur prints off his old lady's azz 28 tickets and a tow truck ride home

You always confirm they is something missing.... Did you get one of those for a missing license plate screw?.....

[albypine]

lol Na he was done with inspection when I said that. So he grabbed the cheeper and tossed it back under the truck, checked every air line any one he found just touching the other one was a ticket lol . When he was done was not one clean spot on his orange jump suit . The whole time he was cursing and swearing . The other cops asked what I said to him to piss him off that bad and said good job funny part is when he was done he handed me the stack and said enjoy and I said no sweat off my balz becaus my boss pissed me off more then I pissed him off so it was a win win for me

[futurePyro]

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'

[Markus]

Michigan has the best schools, the best cops and the best jugglers!

[Stoker1]

Wife got pulled over the other day inside a subdivision. Instead of stopping, she rolled through a 4 way. Cop sitting 50 yards away observed and lit her up.

Officer - "Ma'am, you didn't stop at that stop sign."
Wife - "Yes, I know, but I almost stopped"
Officer - "Stop means stop, but you still did it even though you saw me sitting there?"
Wife - "Yes, I didn't think you were paying attention" (cop had to bite his tongue from laughing she says)
Me (later that evening) - "ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?"

Just a warning but obviously the officer has a sense of humor.
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[XstreamVking]

One time I got pulled over on a side road and a motorcycle stopped in the road next to us and told the cop that a bicycle had been hit by a car back a few miles. Cop said nothing and blasted off. Cycle dude gives me a wink and a smile and hauls out. Talk about a crazy deal. The biker must have hated cops and had done this before. Lucky me.....

[stokernick]

car off, window down, 4 ways on, interior lights on, both hands on steering wheel [10:00&2:00] , and don't lie or be a smart ass, license and insurance card in hand. but then Albie you already knew that!!

[vnemous]

Hmm I've been pulled over a few times. Never got a ticket. Nick thats good advice.

[wired247]

Many, many moons ago ( 18 and having fun ) I failed a field sobriety test on purpose so I could take up the rest of the cops night hauling me in for a breathalizer test. I didnt have anything else to do. Cheap entertainment. Point Zero Zero.

Yep, I was one jerk kid. My kids dont get away with squat.

[vnemous]

Many, many moons ago ( 18 and having fun ) I failed a field sobriety test on purpose so I could take up the rest of the cops night hauling me in for a breathalizer test. I didnt have anything else to do. Cheap entertainment. Point Zero Zero.

Yep, I was one jerk kid. My kids dont get away with squat.

Win win for the officer. He got paid and sat in headquarters drinking coffee with his buds.

[albypine]

Last time I got pulled over nick I handed the cop my cell phone and told him his boss was looking for him lol . Have a clean cdl and my lawyer said its not good to hang with outlaws like you guys