Tricks that old racers get up to after retirement

[jackiewilson]

If i was in gainfull employment, which i have not been for the last 32 years, today I would have asked for a large bonus and most one sidedly deserved.
Ate "BAR" all day, got my head down and arse up and started PRO-DUCING, one of those stellar days when you get the Midas touch, you know the one, you drop a penny and find a pound.
Straight into the shop and put the sun dial back together----no problem----why did I ever worry ? But then again I worry about averything that costs me more than £20 that I might not be able to cobble back together.
next up while I was on a roll, let's hit " THE DUDE IN THE TUBE" easy peasy---- even got a present day board to appear half-tidy,did not want any of those hoary assed surfers giving me grief.
By lunchtime had stuck the one eyed " AUK" back together, ( still not totally happy with it, it's such an ugly bastard I have to get it right) .
Will fill in more details tonight----still have half a day to go.

[willabee]

Few things in life can equal a "discussion on all things relevant" with WILLABEE , it's right up there with ..... burping and farting,.....

Really !!!! ..... Conversation with me rates right up there with burping & farting huh ..... Man, you're a gas!

[Rotary John]

Like the sun dial. Looks great on that base. You need to keep them together. How much$$.

[seeroy]

Attachment 293919Attachment 293920Attachment 293921Attachment 293922By God Don, am I good or am I good and modest with it ?.
absolutely nailed it---got it not just right, but bloody perfect.
This is what your guitar will look like, high gloss finish with beeswax---no epoxy required, Don like I promised, you will love it, I finally got it right

Nice toilet seat

[donmac]

Nice toilet seat

LMAO! Jack, have you checked your PM's , not PMS!

[jackie wilson]

Really !!!! ..... Conversation with me rates right up there with burping & farting huh ..... Man, you're a gas!

Your at it again Willabee twisting everything i say into half truths and innuendos -------if you look closer i also said SEX-----CC7-- in all honesty can i rate you any higher than that--------and if you don't enjoy a clean nice loud stinking LOVE PUFF ----then man you've changed.
How do you do that ? pick out the bits you want ????

[jackie wilson]

LMAO! Jack, have you checked your PM's , not PMS!

Never look in the PM's 'cos there not in my face so to speak, have now though --------there was one from Willabee that was 3 weeks old -----boy i bet that really pissed him off.
Have sent you a reply along with the total price Don-----had a lot of fun doing the guitar.
Still one of my all time favourites, Bread with David Gates and "Guitar man".

[jackie wilson]

Nice toilet seat

Yeah but would it suit a rear like yours Stavros???

[T2x]

Your at it again Willabee, you SEXY LOVE PUFF ---
How do you do that ? pick out the bits you want ????

Jackie ...This is getting a bit personal. Maybe you two should get a room.

[jackiewilson]

[QUOTE=T2x;2611500]Jackie ...This is getting a bit personal. Maybe you two should get a room. [/QUOTE

Rich, knock it off, that is not what I said, you and Willabee are ganging up here just because you're computer literate, you're only showing off, let me elucidate here, love puff is the term gentle folk of genteel upbringing use instead of " Fart".

[jackiewilson]

Like the sun dial. Looks great on that base. You need to keep them together. How much$$.

Johnno, i would have loved to have done a deal with you and sold you the banjo and sundial, but her who shall be obeyed at all times poked her head in the workshop and declared " that's nice, put it on the roman plinth in the garden", I almost wept, I bought this with my own gelt, out of my own pocket, as well as paying too much for it----- chance for making the odd shilling just went down the tube, this is how it is now and forever more, sorry my friend, I still have the banjo and will try and come up with something that tickles your fancy Johnno.
it even keeps perfect time, three twenty when I took the picture.

[willabee]

[QUOTE=jackiewilson;2611534]

Jackie ...This is getting a bit personal. Maybe you two should get a room. [/QUOTE

Rich, knock it off, that is not what I said, .......

Rich .... knock it off!

He knows better than to say something like that (in public )

[jackiewilson]

[QUOTE=willabee;2611545]

Rich .... knock it off!

He knows better than to say something like that (in public )

Mon Ami, tres neccesaire Vous et moi reste convivial-----that's bollocksed 'em William.

[jackiewilson]

Remember this bit of nonsense?----bored two holes and stuck the tips of the skis through----worked perfect, told you the trick was in the mount.
Keep getting told I need to set up a background to take pictures as I have no photographic talent----no room in the workshop------barred from bringing stuff indoors-----they scratch the furniture!
Nice weather coming so I'll set up a table in the garden.
Does anyone else have a problem with "PREDICTED TEXT" or is it just me, the person who constructed it came fresh out of the loony bin.
When I put in ----- "I'll set up a table," it changed to set up a stable------I don't even like nags, mules or donkeys, Rich do not even go there with "ASSES".

[Rotary John]

Johnno, i would have loved to have done a deal with you and sold you the banjo and sundial, but her who shall be obeyed at all times poked her head in the workshop and declared " that's nice, put it on the roman plinth in the garden", I almost wept, I bought this with my own gelt, out of my own pocket, as well as paying too much for it----- chance for making the odd shilling just went down the tube, this is how it is now and forever more, sorry my friend, I still have the banjo and will try and come up with something that tickles your fancy Johnno.
it even keeps perfect time, three twenty when I took the picture.

Just means the wife has good taste also. Besides , she'll think of you now every time she goes in the garden