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07-01-2011, 09:46 AM #1
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They Sent My Census Form Back
They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',
I put ... '50 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate!'
... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say, "Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow".
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07-01-2011, 09:50 AM #2
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LMFAO!!!
Apparently I don't exist.
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07-01-2011, 09:59 AM #3
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Me neither, you should have seen the look on that fat bastards face when I told him to GTF off my property.
Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy
LMFAO!!!
Apparently I don't exist.
I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say, "Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow".
-Bristo
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07-01-2011, 11:01 AM #4
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07-01-2011, 11:12 AM #5
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We'll be paying for his 4x bypass too.
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07-01-2011, 11:15 AM #6
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Just another way for the government to piss away our tax dollars and if im not mistaken census workers are 3rd party contractors. Originally Posted by mirage243
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07-01-2011, 11:30 AM #7
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Nope. Census workers are employed through the bureau as far as I know. I have a friend who's dad is retired and did it to kill some time. Great answer though, I wish I'd have thought of it. Did they seriously send it back to you?
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07-01-2011, 01:09 PM #8
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At least you got a form, I never saw one, or the first census worker.
That is pretty funny though.
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07-01-2011, 03:36 PM #9
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No wonder... did you remember to reply in Spanish geto language??
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07-01-2011, 05:25 PM #10
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