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    Homeless Man's Funeral



    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
    director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had
    no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's
    cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with
    the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for
    directions.
    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
    gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the
    diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and
    apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the
    grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I
    didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I
    played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and
    friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless
    man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep.
    They wept, I wept, we all wept together.
    When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.
    Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to
    my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like
    that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

    Apparently I'm still lost....
    Jay @ JSRE


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    lol

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    Very good!

    "Confidence" is that wonderful feeling you had right before you fully understood your true situation.- Unknown
    I don’t know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me.- Duke of Wellington
    “I am not afraid of an Army of lions lead by a sheep; I am afraid of sheep lead by a lion.” – Alexander the Great
    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.-Douglas MacArthur

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    Hilarious

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    got me!!!
    *INFIDEL *

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    nice that's real nice

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    Hell Jay, I play a memorial every time I go potty... Pretty much the same thing huh..?
    Kevin Kiser

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