Best philosophy ever

[Shanna]

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

5. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

7. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

8. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

9. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

10. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

11. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

12. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

13. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

14. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

[Wingnut0302]

Thats perfect!!

[rock]

Nice post. Especially liked #3.
Rock

[transomstand]

Best post of the year

[john j 80 viking]

Its all true. Great post!!

[sammythebull]

yep thats all good stuff

[CKMATE225]

I think my life would be easier if I could remember those for more than 3 min after read them. They were great.

[stokernick]

Well done,Pooh!