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Thread: My New Truck!!
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06-10-2010, 08:46 AM #1
My New Truck!!
My new Truck
*I bought a new Chevy Avalanche -*
*And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work. *
*The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. **
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. **
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'**
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' *
*Came from the speakers. *
*Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant *
*' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, *
*Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' *
*I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, *
* 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. *
*Yesterday, some guy ran a red light *
*And nearly creamed my new truck, *
*But I swerved in time to avoid him. *
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I yelled, What a jerk!' *
*Immediately the radio responded with, *
*"Ladies and gentlemen, *
*The President of The *
*United States *
* *
*Dang, I love my new truck...*Bud Conner "Heathen" "Defending Our Constitution"
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06-10-2010, 08:29 PM #2
That truck is awesome,but I would expect that from a Toyota not a GM Goverment Motors
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06-11-2010, 07:04 AM #3
Not sure if I would like this option, what if you are driving down the road and some a-hole pulles out in front of you and you almost him then you call him a a-hole the radio would probably find you some speech from Obama.
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06-11-2010, 07:30 AM #4