My New Truck!!

[HStream1]

My new Truck

*I bought a new Chevy Avalanche -*

*And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work. *

*The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. **
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. **
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'**
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' *

*Came from the speakers. *

*Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant *

*' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, *

*Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' *

*I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, *

* 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. *

*Yesterday, some guy ran a red light *

*And nearly creamed my new truck, *

*But I swerved in time to avoid him. *

*
I yelled, What a jerk!' *

*Immediately the radio responded with, *

*"Ladies and gentlemen, *

*The President of The *

*United States *

* *

*Dang, I love my new truck...*

[Superbender]

That truck is awesome,but I would expect that from a Toyota not a GM Goverment Motors

[2 De River]

Not sure if I would like this option, what if you are driving down the road and some a-hole pulles out in front of you and you almost him then you call him a a-hole the radio would probably find you some speech from Obama.

[HStream1]

Not sure if I would like this option, what if you are driving down the road and some a-hole pulles out in front of you and you almost him then you call him a a-hole the radio would probably find you some speech from Obama.

It comes with a vulgar language disclamer .