Guns!

[The Big Al]

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall.

5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (but shoot first anyway, then call 911)

6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'. The Ranger responded with, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

7. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

8. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.' (Winchester Model 94 30-30 Cal. and loaded with Winchester Silver Tips, no doubt).

9. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

10. I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "of course it is loaded". She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house"? My reply was, "No not at all, I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED TOO".

[Rich Owen]

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[SatisfAction]

Damn right....

I keep my Auto-Ordinance .45Auto in my vehicle anywhere I go.

Why?

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

[qctracing]

I like #6.

[GPRACING]

With todays world,Im always packin heat!Did anyone notice that in all the latest shootings,they were all in places guns ARENT allowed.Go figure.Like I always say-If you outlaw guns then only the outlaws will have guns!

[Hydrophobic guy]

HMMMMMM,
That's one problem at the house if some scumbag broke in he might get away.
I'd waste to much time pickin out what would be best to plug him with.

[mmassm]

I'd Rather Be Judged By 12, Than Carried By 6 !!!

[fastboat]

At my age number 1 makes perfectly good sense. And it's true, too.

[BIG "V"]

I have a big fire extinguisher and it stay's loaded!!!

[shooter1]

My version of gun control is hitting W.T.F.Y.R.A.A. I've had people tell me that guns kill people, if that is correct then pencils cause misssplelled words. The fools need to get over it, people kill people. The shooting in Nebraska was because he wanted to be remembered, why didn't he do something good instead of screwing up so many other lives. The damn media set up the next and the next. I've shot an awful lot of competition in the shooting sports, Bullseye Pistol is my favorite, and I've shot against a lot of law enforcement, so please if you would if they shout stop or I'll shooter please do so. Otherwise you might run into their bullet, I know they can't hit anything standing still!

Shooter1

[RUDERIOT]

Man thats the truth. 17,19 & 21 shot wondernines ain't sold to many guys that can shoot.

[Hydrophobic guy]

Man thats the truth. 17,19 & 21 shot wondernines ain't sold to many guys that can shoot.

What bullet sprayers?
Good for lame azzes that can't hit chit.
I usually carry my old souped up standby 1911 worn stuck in the jeans behind the hip.

[rollin]

my wife carries a ladies s&w 38, because theres alot of SICK people out there.
several years ago a young colored man asked me to get out of my car.(in not such a nice way). after retorting with my glock 23.he said thats not real. to make a short story shorter the next day I bought a s&w polished 686. if I pull it out you CAN SEE THE BULLETS.no more questions.

[Stitch King]

Number six for me...Kimber Ultra Carry in a Kramer Undershirt. Everyday.

Number 10 for the House is a Pump 12 Ga with a riot grip and Light with Laser on the rails loaded with 00 buck.

Wife gets a G26 and the Michigan CPL class for Christmas. After the Nebraska Mall shooting she came to me and asked for the class. Her house gun is a S&W 642 38 with Crimson Trace Grip and knows how to use it.

[GPRACING]

Back in the day when I had my mustang shop me and a good buddy were working late trying to get a car ready for a race.It was LATE,like 2:00am.This black dude walks in the shop acting weird.My boy pulls out his Glock 22 long slide.That guy about $hit himself!I dont know if he was planning on robbing us or what.Thats why Im always packin.Ive NEVER been in a situation where I wished I didnt have my gun!