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06-30-2007, 12:41 PM #1
You know why I pulled you over sir?
Me: Hmm not really.no.
Officer *^%wipe.: Well when you were coming down the lake I could see air and light under your boat..
Me: Umm well yeah, it is a tunnel hull.
Officer &%^wipe: Well that is'nt the safest way to operate a boat and looks quite dangerous...license and registration sir..I'm going to have to cite you for reckless operation of a watercraft
Me: oh thats just lovely........
Officer %#$wipe: So how fast were you going?
Me: No speedometer, but 4300 rpm is 45-50...if that
Officer &$%wipe: Well it sure looked a lot faster than that.....
Me: Right...Last edited by Capt.Insane-o; 06-30-2007 at 12:49 PM.
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06-30-2007, 12:50 PM #2
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06-30-2007, 01:39 PM #3
Ask for badge # and ask him what training he has had in the performance boat field. Let him know what happens when a sponson goes underwater. With this info, proceed to sink the boat. Sue for damages and mental anguish. Shoot for an eary retirement with a few european summer homes. Then your only problem will be to decide which boat to drive.
Err, I hope that is how it works. People can get hurt breaking into your home and sue you, so you might as well take advantage of stupid jurors.1991 Liberator 19' 2.5 Merc
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06-30-2007, 01:53 PM #4
Air under the hull. Capt., how dare you!
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06-30-2007, 01:57 PM #5
Fu$%ing pigs Oh I meen Fu$%ing idiots.
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06-30-2007, 08:12 PM #6
lol
so how did you get air & light under a rowboat
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06-30-2007, 08:40 PM #7
hey try this
we use to get pulled all the time
so we took them all to lunch now they just wave as we go blasting by
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06-30-2007, 09:09 PM #8
"you know why i pulled you over sir?"
yeah, cause your bored, and ignorant and need to compensate for your little pee pee by hassling me....Wile E. Coyote: (acceleratus vulgaris)
Its amazing how heavy a GPS can be.....
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06-30-2007, 10:12 PM #9
You did not finish!
You: Officer may I ask you a question?
Officer: Why yes.
You: Do you know who I am?
Officer: No, thats why I ask for your ID and registration.
You: Officer you do not have any clue who I am?
Officer: NO, I need your id and registration sir!!!!!
You: Well sir you can gust "F' Off!
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06-30-2007, 10:54 PM #10
Dangerous?
About every idiot with a PWC gets air and light under the hull every time they jump a wake. And that's before they start driving like lunatics and almost kill themselves. Then there's the tournament wake maker boats and their bat turns almost sinking and throwing people out of the boat.
Would he have given a catamaran sailboat with one hull out of the water and almost tipping over a ticket too. Someone could fall off one of those things and drown!
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06-30-2007, 10:57 PM #11
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother ****in' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of **** all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my ****
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Hit me
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You have got to be kidding me. Can you take it to court? As long as you weren't in a "no-wake" or "speed limit" zone, I don't see how that can hold up, especially if you were not near any other boats.
Just because it "looks dangerous" to him doesn't mean squat.
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07-01-2007, 07:15 AM #13
Jay-Z in the house!!!!
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07-01-2007, 09:23 AM #14
Yeah your hair is to long
We have invented the world; WE see
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07-01-2007, 11:01 AM #15
It always amazes me that Police Depts. have officer on the water that KNOW NOTHING about boats. A few years ago I bought our Skater in North Carolina, NC does not have titles for boats( only the trailer). So when I wanted to register it, I needed to go the State Police Barrarks closest to us that had a marine unit. For us it was in Atlantic City, when I got there I needed to get a Officer to inspect it. First they made me wait 25 minutes before somebody would come out. And when the officer came out, his first words were " what the hell is it". Now considering that this Officer was in the Marine unit, I think he should know a cat or tunnel hull. Also he called for a few other Officers to come out and look at it. The other 4 Officers had no clue either. I told them it was a Skater, none of them had ever heard of a Skater. So your story does not even come close to surprising me. Chuck
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