Got pussy FUR on my boat !!!

**inspectorlance** · 03-23-2006, 06:18 PM

How to keep the cats off of my boat ?? I just bought a new place out in the counrty , and there are about 6 wild cats wondering around. The house has a nice four car garage, but to my surprise, the garage door openings are 8' wide and so is the boat trailer. I have to store the boat under a lean too off of an old dairy barn out back till I build a new shop.

I have seen some sprays at the hardware store called Critter Ridder, and some where I seen cougar piss to keep cat away.
Whats the best way to keep there cats away from the boat ??? Do these things even work ?? Got fur all over the cover. Must be a nice warm dry place to nap.

Lance

**1BadAction** · 03-23-2006, 06:51 PM

the best pussy is hairless...

**inspectorlance** · 03-23-2006, 07:52 PM

that should scare them away.

now that I know they are sleeping on my boat ,
I wont be able to sleep at night thinking about it.

any ideas ?

**inspectorlance** · 03-23-2006, 09:06 PM

THE F,,,CK,N CAT JUST **** ON MY BACK SUN DECK !!!!! I had pulled the cover off to play with the boat. I was in the garage that only has 8' wide doors working on a gearcase. THIS IS WAR !!!!!

LANCE

**1BadAction** · 03-23-2006, 09:08 PM

OMFG LMAO! that aint rite... sounds like its time to give them some lead poisoning

**inspectorlance** · 03-23-2006, 09:30 PM

just cleaned it up, lucky it was dry. I will try the sprays first. if you guys love cats , ya better tell me what works , besides testing if the cat has allready used up 8 of 9 lives. on my way to the hardware store to p/u critter ridder spray, and some cat food to place on the front porch to show the cat that there are not hard feelings(: hopefully he just sits there and eats the food like a good kitty.

**Euroski** · 03-23-2006, 09:34 PM

Big Dogs... do very well. I know, I live in the country and with my neighbor's dogs there are no cats to worry about.

**jphii** · 03-23-2006, 09:36 PM

I would say a BB gun or a .22. Or you can always load a .44 mag up with snake shot. And I have a cat. That's what I'd do to mine if it **** on my boat.

**inspectorlance** · 03-23-2006, 10:57 PM

On my way out the door to the hardware store I found him on my front porch. Of course I have the 410 over the door with buck shot................. he just sat there looking at me. Well, I decided to let him live, and I went to the store and got the spray. Will be getting a dog next week.

**barr151** · 03-24-2006, 12:27 AM

your life: http://www.screamandfly.com/home/scr...%20colored.jpg

**150aintenuff** · 03-24-2006, 01:35 AM

OMFG ROFLMFAO... thats great.... lance easiest way to rid yerself of cats is a good old fassioned wrist rocket.. and or a well placed shot with a 22... 410 makes to big of mess.. and stray shot may find its way into the sides of yer boat..

**pyro** · 03-24-2006, 06:16 AM

He's got a point about the mice. Stray cats that aren't few by people will have a huge impact on the small rodent population. Mice can gete under your cover, cats cannot.

**Pags** · 03-24-2006, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by 1BadAction

the best pussy is hairless...

LMAO

**Trikki1010** · 03-24-2006, 07:54 PM

Got a couple feral cats running the fields out back.

I keep them at bay, the same way I do the woodchucks

HB .223 w/ 57 g. hornady handload

They only cost .50 cents apeice and you can reach out REAL FAR

That way the buzzards can clean 'em up

AND, no dog crap

**inspectorlance** · 03-24-2006, 08:02 PM

buzzards gotta Eat same as a worm, " Clint Eastwood " I allways wanted to use that line, now I finally got my chance

I got to use the line, " Ya cant piss down my back , and tell me its raining" when I hired a detail shop to buff the old hydrostream. I showed up and they didnt even barely tought the boat or the Oxidation. Had to tell him off !!

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