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11-04-2018, 11:15 AM #2926
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11-05-2018, 07:14 AM #29306000 RPM
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11-05-2018, 06:58 PM #2931
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."I CAN ALWAYS MAKE ANOTHER DOLLAR, BUT I CANNOT MAKE ANOTHER DAY
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racervboat, LakeFever, BUZZIN' DOZEN, DanUmbarger, Whaaaaat, W2F a V-King, home made tunnel, dlivewyer, Capt.Insane-o, CDave and 7 others liked this post
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11-06-2018, 11:52 AM #2932
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11-06-2018, 01:07 PM #2933
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11-06-2018, 03:07 PM #2934
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11-06-2018, 04:03 PM #2935
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XstreamVking, DanUmbarger, NICE PAIR, CDave, BUZZIN' DOZEN, W2F a V-King, gordie, racervboat, dlivewyer, LakeFever liked this post
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11-06-2018, 04:05 PM #2936
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DanUmbarger, AZMIDLYF, sonicss33, NICE PAIR, CDave, W2F a V-King, gordie, racervboat liked this post
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11-06-2018, 09:09 PM #2937
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11-06-2018, 10:58 PM #2938
Trump still has the Senate and SCOTUS..... win for Trump. Now he will do what Obimbo did, make a bunch of executive orders and depend on the SCOTUS to uphold them.
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors". Plato .
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11-07-2018, 02:25 PM #2939
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