The Catmando pledge of allegiance

I'M VOTING DEMOCRAT BECAUSE

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe white people need to spend their time at the back of the bus.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my dog or that cute goat in the neighbor's yard.

I'm voting Democrat because we need more laws to restrict those who respect the law, but more parole, rehabilitation and social programs for those who don't.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is the most polluted?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with. I also want to be defenseless in my older age so I won't have an unfair advantage against the criminals who would rob beat and murder me.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe tha churches should only be allowed for political speeches and as a venue for social action and instruction on maximizing government handouts to minorities.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.

Good post!:cheers:

Yea, Catmando-do is gonna love that, can't wait to see his comeback on that one. He's really full of:icon_bs:.

LOL mercnuts is such an idiot he put it in the same post twice and didn't catch it. :D You stupid Rethugs can't do anything right, just like your hero Useless George.

I laughed two times!:D J/J :cheers:

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LOL mercnuts is such an idiot he put it in the same post twice and didn't catch it. :D You stupid Rethugs can't do anything right, just like your hero Useless George.

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That was for you being a little slow witted prune face.

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Originally Posted by Steve 1

That was for you being a little slow witted prune face.

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Running out of names to call are you Mr. Noboat?

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Originally Posted by catmando

Running out of names to call are you Mr. Noboat?

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Mr Nobody and never will be ,what was that???

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Originally Posted by catmando

LOL mercnuts is such an idiot he put it in the same post twice and didn't catch it. :D You stupid Rethugs can't do anything right, just like your hero Useless George.

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If arthritis in the two fingers I type with causing a twitch finger double post makes an idiot out of someone what is your excuse for being an idiot, brain twitch?

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Originally Posted by MercNuts

If arthritis in the two fingers I type with causing a twitch finger double post makes an idiot out of someone what is your excuse for being an idiot, brain twitch?

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Does YOUR twitching brain know you have an EDIT BUTTON?? :rolleyes:

Merc ole dufas Cat is the most disliked and laughed at person here and in any boat site there is. The fact he even still makes the crappy effort at answering a post is amazing the guys head must be made of rubber.

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"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Stalin? Lenin? Nope, Hillary Clinton in 2004.

Nothing like a thread that is nothing more than a pissing contest...... Geesh, just ignore him and let him leave,

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Does YOUR twitching brain know you have an EDIT BUTTON?? :rolleyes:

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Can your dumb ass read well enough to see that the double post was corrected 22 minutes before you posted this?

I'm sure cat would even like this one, Though not of u-tude verison it's pretty good. I think it's an earlier verison?

http://www.poofcat.com/july.html

Anyway, Red Was a great American, God Bless His Soul!

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Originally Posted by MercNuts

Can your dumb ass read well enough to see that the double post was corrected 22 minutes before you posted this?

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Thought I'd throw that in there for the hell of it. You deserved it. :reddevil:

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Originally Posted by catmando

Thought I'd throw that in there for the hell of it. You deserved it. :reddevil:

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Amazing that tiny brain can generate the energy to work a keyboard.

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Originally Posted by Steve 1

That was for you being a little slow witted prune face.

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That would be a little slow witted prune BRAIN.

Tell us in your own words why you were kicked off the other web sites? Are you having some trouble finding a suitable cut and paste to help you with that question? You have had ample time to answer. Now cowboy up, or should I say catboy up, and answer the question!:reddevil:

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Originally Posted by northeastcat

Tell us in your own words why you were kicked off the other web sites? Are you having some trouble finding a suitable cut and paste to help you with that question? You have had ample time to answer. Now cowboy up, or should I say catboy up, and answer the question!:reddevil:

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What's it to you catsh1t?

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Originally Posted by catmando

What's it to you catsh1t?

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You got answers for everything else catboy so hows about that question??? Cowboy up catboy and answer the question... loser...

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Originally Posted by northeastcat

You got answers for everything else catboy so hows about that question??? Cowboy up catboy and answer the question... loser...

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He will never answer the question. It is straight from the democratic strategy book. If somebody asks a tough question never address it directly. Sidestep it and change the subject and try to make it look like the other guy is wrong for asking.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by MercNuts

He will never answer the question. It is straight from the democratic strategy book. If somebody asks a tough question never address it directly. Sidestep it and change the subject and try to make it look like the other guy is wrong for asking.:rolleyes:

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You got that right! "Democratic Strategy Book" http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/laughing.gif

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Originally Posted by northeastcat

You got answers for everything else catboy so hows about that question??? Cowboy up catboy and answer the question... loser...

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Hey catsh1t it's none of your f'n business nor anybody else's business here.

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Originally Posted by catmando

Hey catsh1t it's none of your f'n business nor anybody else's business here.

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UHHHHHHH, nitwit the name catsh*t was reserved for you long ago.
Typical liberal commie don't anwer the question and call people names as a smoke
screen can be found on page 46 paragraph 2 of the Democraptic play book.

I for one, would like to thank catmando for his hilarious postings and internets trollery. it has definately kept me laughing for the past month or so. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by 1BadAction

I for one, would like to thank catmando for his hilarious postings and internets trollery. it has definately kept me laughing for the past month or so. :thumbsup:

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I think he's been off his Med's:confused: or maybe he just lost his pipe...

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Originally Posted by Hydrophobic guy

UHHHHHHH, nitwit the name catsh*t was reserved for you long ago.
Typical liberal commie don't anwer the question and call people names as a smoke
screen can be found on page 46 paragraph 2 of the Democraptic play book.

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Well, analencephalicguy(the name I have reserved for you), he has cat in his name so I hereby christen him "catsh1t". Like it or lump it pal.

This is for can'tman:

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Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy

This is for can'tman:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...TT14826298.jpg

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Dude, that was fabulous, I wish you'd e-mail me that pic. I have a special place I'd like to hang it.

Catmanfullofdogdoodoo, Your mother didn't douche you out enough when you were a child, did she?

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Dude, that was fabulous, I wish you'd e-mail me that pic. I have a special place I'd like to hang it.

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PM me your addy. :)

LMAO... that "CAT" just loves the abuse!!! Dude throw in the towel:D

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Originally Posted by BIG "V"

LMAO... that "CAT" just loves the abuse!!! Dude throw in the towel:D

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Naw I like to read how they make utter fools of themselves with their infantile name-calling.

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Catmanfullofdogdoodoo, Your mother didn't douche you out enough when you were a child, did she?

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"Wedowee" LMAO :D :D

How you catty, of all people, can post that you like to read how other people make fools of themselves with their infantile name-calling defies all logic! You have gone off the deep end and completely lost touch with reality. Time to seek professional help dude.

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"Wedowee" LMAO :D :D

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No, it's "Mr." to you.

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Originally Posted by Cleavor

How you catty, of all people, can post that you like to read how other people make fools of themselves with their infantile name-calling defies all logic! You have gone off the deep end and completely lost touch with reality. Time to seek professional help dude.

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Go back and read, young grasshoppah; they started it. SteveZero, Forkin' Stupid, analencephalicguy, they all started name calling when they saw my politics didn't match up with theirs. I just struck back that's all.

Give it up Ole nothing Catcrap no one cares about you.

catmando, you are so unique!

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