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As I have stated before I love a stupid joke. This from my 90 year old dad.
Turtle is walking down the road when he is mugged by a bunch of snails. Police are called and the investigator asks what happened. Turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Rock
Actually spit my coffee.. lol
I have a dirty joke of the same ilk;
A white horse fell in the mud
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A man went to Hell..... satan....says.....ya got choices......open one door....peps standing on wood floor...... on there...heads...next door.....on there heads brick......naaa.........next door...sippn' coffi in muck.....He says ok...... satan says..OK.... coffi break over back on ya heads .....needeep......He is the master of the Lie
Wow. Grammar is not your strong point. I had to read this 10 times before I got the joke haha. But that's a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave S
I faed engish......
I like a good groaner joke too.
Does some know how to get rid of excess ear wax?
If so, give me a HOLLAR!!! :D
What did Ilam Omar's husband say when he found out she was cheating on him?
"I'm telling Mom!!!"
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Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy
Reminds me of a great movie...
What color were Jessi Combs eyes?
Blue. One blue this way, one blue that way.
OH, that's bad^
It's funny cause it's true. Most of it anyways.
Truth =funny?Not the least bit funny to me...
What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?
The delivery.