Many Happy returns Jackie..
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Many Happy returns Jackie..
Went to bed last night, took a last look at Scream and Fly—- the tricks site in particular!!!!
Not a FECKIN peep—- not a kiss my arse ——————not a single happy birthday———-
When you reach the occasion of your 89th birthday, i could maybe forgiven for thinking that it was a kinda special day ????????? HELLS TEETH—— I WOKE UP AGAIN.——-that in itself is a cause for me to celebrate these days . Not one single sorry arsed old fart wished me a happy birthday !!!!!!
WELL GO BUCK A FUFFALO. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So i thought i might just annoy Willabee——— Just for the hell of it and old times sake i wound him up a little on his singles site . Not a peep ——- where the hell has everyone gone ??????
They say the nuttiest one is the one who thinks he is the last normal one ????????
There were several peeps last night, including mine. You either went to bed too early to see them (old people go to bed early) or you saw them but forgot (old people forget about stuff they just did) ..... or both!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
Happy B-Day :cheers:
Happy Birfday Mr Wilson
Hey you old Fart. Thought you said you didn't count anymore? So just in case you've changed your mind; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
when i reached 70 Johnno——- i started to count my birthdays backwards —— next year I’ll be 50,Quote:
Originally Posted by Rotary John
I would like to reserve my sentiments until you reach the 9 Decades milestone.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
You dont have to wait before you tell me your „sentiments“ Roy——- i have fallen out with almost everyone i ever knew , at some time or another . There were always „“mitigating circumstances“ of course . Lesson i learned a long time ago—- never procrastinate. Seems like everyone i ever wanted to apologise to popped their clogs. Now its too damn late!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lake X Kid
I always look at the USA stocks and shares page soon as i am compus. Never for stocks and shares, but there is a good cross section of WW news ! Never ceases to amaze me how far away from reality their views are.
First thing this morning, it claims the UK had issued 7 million doses ——— Err— that was last week !!! We will pass the ten million today.
All the over 80‘s —done! All the nurses and care homes done too.
Next up are the over 65‘s —- policemen—-front line workers . Usual claims of unfair and who should be next——— bit like the Titanic‘s last lifeboat!!!!!
Fact is —-we have enough vaccine for every UK citizen. We bloody well should have. We have four different drug companies producing the stuff, in over twenty different factories in England alone .
We are in fact, the only country in the world to have this blasted COVID-19 and its mutants covered .
Big mistake Boris made was not CLOSING EVERYTHING. Airports —Seaports— and tunnels .
Nobody in or out. A month would do it—— but here we are still shuffling —waffling and dithering a year on, Pull up the drawbridge now ——- escort the illegals back to France { which is where they all embarked from } .
No, we didnt sink without trace after Brexit. Yes, we are supplying the rest of the world with surplus vaccines . Wont be long before even the EU Stops trying to crap on us!!!!!!
Yep, you are right JW. Should have locked everything down and held our breath for a month and canvas'd the crap out of populations with vaccinations. I'm sure you have heard the story coming out of Canada about the Vancouver BC couple who cheated the system to get their shots. RCMP is thinking of locking them up for 6 months. We've also had situations in WA state USA where hospital groups were caught giving out "special vaccination invitations" to high roller $$$ donors. If the vaccine plan was like a race engine, we've got serious air lock problems with fuel delivery (supply chain). They had all kinds of forecast models for catching Covid19 but I'm not seeing anything similar for vaccine plans? Signing up for a vaccination reservation online with a smart phone or computer is like playing the slots in Vegas.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
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Originally Posted by WaterZebra
We have the same sort of situation here —— celebs who are not strapped for cash. Folk who have a couple or three holiday homes dotted around the world !!!!!! Now, its probably the sort of thing i would do if i had the wherewithall . I most certainly would not shout it from the housetops —— look what a clever bugger i am .
Dubai—- Cancun and Mali is ok for a while. Covid or no covid, apple dont wander far from the tree. Home is where most folk want to be, no matter how crappy it gets sometimes .
This is when the gate needs shutting tight ——— bloody horse might have bolted for now—- nothing like being told you you cant come back, that will hit where it hurts.
There will always be the queue jumpers —— smart arse who can figure a way out —— round—past and through the regulations . All rules are „“MALLEABLE‘‘.
WHEN THE APPLE I PADS WERE FIRST ANNOUNCED and then released , the queue round Walmarts was over A thousand . My son Mark took me to buy one— walked straight past the line ofqueueing folk up to the apple counter and bought two charging cables — an i phone cover —— said to the assistant „—„““ might as well take an i pad while im here‘“. She never batted an eyelid — i got my ipad . Mark beat the line. JUST SAYING.
well now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY , Mr. Wilson , may the next 10 more eventful , less stressful !!:):cheers:
BUTCH—i have never been been MISTER WILSON. Seem to remember a snotty nosed kid — a horse that talked —- American, if memory serves me right . With a MISTER WILSON. ????
We did have a prime minister who lived in the next town to me in Yorkshire —— he was Called ————
MISTER HAROLD WILSON.
ME, as a kid i was called JINX —- but only by close friends and family. {sainted mother again}. Been just plan JACK most of my life .
We had a commentator at the LMBRC called Jimmy Baird—- he started calling me JACKIE WILSON .
Name stuck with me for the rest of my life .. came in handy when another JACK WILSON started racing boats at LOWESTOFT.
Then of coarse— there was the other JACKIE WILSON — used to sing a bit.
...happy birthday again. whoever you are...;)...:cheers:
See, Jackie? Dennis always had a soft spot for 'his" Mr. Wilson.. just like some of your friends who recently fell into that category of, "Not one single sorry arsed old fart wished me a happy birthday !!!!!!, still have for you! :D...Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
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