Tricks that old racers get up to after retirement

Well, I don’t have much idea of what’s going on across the pond—— Marks birthday today, all the family are spending the day on Hutchinson island .
Really shouldn’t be pushing and shoving lathes about at my age——- every muscle and sinew is screaming at me.
New one is being delivered this morning so there will be a certain amount of “ Manoeuvring” involved.
Road traffic is down by 50% and this is just the first week. Be interesting to see. What happens after a month!
Borders across Europe are now closed——-travellers Who didn’t quite make the deadline are in dire straights ! Another case for common sense to prevail—- but I doubt it will!
Images from around the world make depressing viewing——- we should just pull up the drawbridge and hibernate for three months! Today it’s officially SPRING.
You’re not supposed to laugh?

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

So, the chancellor has put up 350 billion pounds——- he calls it a war chest !!!!
Small firms and businesses can “borrow” from it at any time????
Now my sainted mother used to drum into me——— never borrow anything—— there always follows a “payback” day !!!!
Just where on Earth are they expecting to find this war chest???—— only one place it can come from—— the taxpayer——— all he has to do is put income tax up to 50% the first year across the board.
when he sees he’s got away with it the first year——— increase it to 60% .
We have just entered cuckooland
close everything—— the High street—— the Raiways—- The Airports—- The Hospitals—The Restaurants and pubs. People working from home ??? Only office workers and the like can work from home—— garbage collectors Cant!
Time to recruit the common sense brigade—— these Eton— Harrow and Oxbridge politicians seem to have lost all semblance of common sense ( that’s if they ever had any in the first place).

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just print the cash like the EU does...

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Originally Posted by powerabout

just print the cash like the EU does...

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Its doubtful whether the EU or the USA has the biggest national debt—— both think they have A flock of “GOLDEN GEESE”————— And a magic wand! It’s spreading too, Boris thinks he’s the new Houdini, and can perform miracles!

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Originally Posted by ron54

How’s the toilet roll situation down on your manor Jackie?...Pretty much non existent up here in the Bristol badlands.Luckily we can still get copies of “The Sun” or the “Mirror” to fall back on....(Pun intended)😊...

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

Its doubtful whether the EU or the USA has the biggest national debt—— both think they have A flock of “GOLDEN GEESE”————— And a magic wand! It’s spreading too, Boris thinks he’s the new Houdini, and can perform miracles!

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Now there’s the perfect example of the “WASTE OF A GOOD SKIN”——-/Thick as two short planks and as literate as a deaf and dumb rhinosaphant.!!! And that’s on a good day.
The most illiterate—-/ill informed—-/ idiot ever to grace the green green seats of the House of Commons!

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

Now there’s the perfect example of the “WASTE OF A GOOD SKIN”——-/Thick as two short planks and as literate as a deaf and dumb rhinosaphant.!!! And that’s on a good day.
The most illiterate—-/ill informed—-/ idiot ever to grace the green green seats of the House of Commons!

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Jackie...Don't hold back.... tell what you really think....lol

who is she/he/it?

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Originally Posted by FUJIMO

who is she/he/it?

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”It, is an apology of a politician, the one who promises 20,000 policeman on the streets and thinks she can do it for £10 a week each——- she doesn’t have a brain to think with, so she always puts a foot in her mouth before she speaks!.

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The “Beast “ is installed.

Man!...She's a beaut!...:thumbsup:https://www.screamandfly.com/attachm...6&d=1584640319

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

”It, is an apology of a politician, the one who promises 20,000 policeman on the streets and thinks she can do it for £10 a week each——- she doesn’t have a brain to think with, so she always puts a foot in her mouth before she speaks!.

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...O.K....Now...Whats' Her Name?...please.:p

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Originally Posted by FUJIMO

...O.K....Now...Whats' Her Name?...please.:p

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FRANNY —— WITH AN R !—— Made by Harrison of CLECKHECKMONDWYKE West Yorkshire?
From an original Italian design by the famous “ITCHIFANNI” aircraft and machine company based in Turin.!!!!
You just wouldn’t believe the tricks this old girl can pull —- she’s a joy to handle—- performs wonders and is well worth the money!
Best tunes are always played on an old fiddle —— Or a Stradivarius!

https://www.screamandfly.com/attachm...3&d=1584550054...Why do I feel like I'm playing "Who's On First"? Jack Wilson...Do you know who this woman is? And what is her name?

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Originally Posted by FUJIMO

https://www.screamandfly.com/attachm...3&d=1584550054...Why do I feel like I'm playing "Who's On First"? Jack Wilson...Do you know who this woman is? And what is her name?

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Her name is DIANNE ABBOT—her favourite line was “ if I was white, you wouldn’t talk to me like that”!
Me myself don’t give a flying fart —— don’t matter if you’re black, white, pink yellow or blue —- an idiot is an idiot—- regardless of creed or colour—- and I have the right to say so ( at this moment in time).