Moon sickness, Lady time objects, WEREWOLVES!!!!!!! They're ALL Werewolves!!!!! Immature humor, made me chuckle.... thought I'd share. Enjoy!Quote:
Originally Posted by flabum1017
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Moon sickness, Lady time objects, WEREWOLVES!!!!!!! They're ALL Werewolves!!!!! Immature humor, made me chuckle.... thought I'd share. Enjoy!Quote:
Originally Posted by flabum1017
Is that a lemon shark?Quote:
Originally Posted by rochelle howell
Worth considering...I stopped by the Ford dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2019 F-150 aluminum pickup.Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck “feel” before they become old.The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “RESIST” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its’ “wonderful” options.The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directedcool air to your butt in the in the summer heat.Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck."I explained that if it were a LIBERAL truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!” I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it...
Don't know for sure, he is kinda yellowish..... No rear dorsal on this one. That's how I could positively id. 2nd dorsal nearly as large as first = lemon shark. Poor little sucker!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CDave
Mine just comes back with the most expensive oil.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robby321
Mine would come back with Wesson, she knows I like to cook.
This kid will be broke for life!
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Don't ask how I found this! HA.."Horny goat weed"??????????
They also suggest that you can improve blood flow to this specific area with the use of:
Vitamin D. Also known as “the sunshine vitamin,” vitamin D has many benefits. These include keeping the cells that line the blood vessels (endothelial cells) healthy.
L-arginine. ...
Ginseng. ...
Yohimbe. ...
Horny goat weed. (WHAT?)
And "Skullatrons"Quote:
Originally Posted by NICE PAIR
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Originally Posted by Robby321
And today, she sent in the results of the machine count 3 minutes late..... the results showed a net gain of 779 for Rick Scott. Who would bet that was on purpose? I bet a million it was.
Just saw it on fox. Recount done on time (real close), but the witch didn't send in totals, and didn't know how? What a joke! More..Quote:
Originally Posted by flabum1017
TALLAHASSEE — Amid a dizzying whir of legal action, questions over uncounted ballots and the failure of two South Florida counties to meet the deadline, a machine recount produced little change in the overall results to three statewide races Thursday.
Even so, the U.S. Senate and agriculture commissioner races are headed to manual recounts, results of which are due to the state by noon on Sunday. Certification of the official election results is scheduled for 9 a.m. Tuesday.
In the governor’s race, the recount showed that Democrat Andrew Gillum trailed Republican Ron DeSantis by 33,683 votes, a net gain of 1 vote for Gillum from the unofficial results reported last week. The margin was 0.41 percent out of more than 8 million votes cast, outside the 0.25 percent threshold needed for a manual recount.
Although the lead appears insurmountable, Gillum would not concede and called for counting to continue. He stopped short, however, of filing a lawsuit to demand that.
“A vote denied is justice denied — the State of Florida must count every legally cast vote,” Gillum said. “As today’s unofficial reports and recent court proceedings make clear, there are tens of thousands of votes that have yet to be counted. We plan to do all we can to ensure that every voice is heard in this process.”
The machine recount in the Senate contest between Nelson and GOP Gov. Rick Scott saw Scott’s lead grow by 41 votes, to 12,603 overall. That’s a margin of 0.15 percent, enough for a manual recount.
Scott urged Nelson to forgo the hand recount and concede the race.
“Our state needs to move forward,” Scott said. “We need to put this election behind us, and it is time for Bill Nelson to respect the will of the voters and graciously bring this process to an end rather than proceed with yet another count of the votes – which will yield the same result, and bring more embarrassment to the state that we both love and have served.”
They need to do away with all early voting, absentee voting (except for members of the military), mail in ballots etc.... all of it makes it too confusing. Just provide more voting stations and make it a 2 day deal. Make all polling machines that caused problems illegal and keep all of it off the internet. Get rid of the obviously partisan elections officials (such as this B Snipes) and make their posts bi-partisan (one dem and one republican). Require photo ID to cast a vote and make those I.D.' double as a voter registration card that can be scanned when they vote. The answers are easy, but there are those in power that like confusion and an easy way to cheat.................
Yes, as Scotty on Star Trek once said " the more complicated the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the sink".... Our voting process needs an overhaul. Flabums ideas there are good ones.
Now hearing snipes sent in votes late so would have to go hand count all votes! What a bunch on freaking scumbags ....
or.......just get a new girlfriend!!!!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Robby321
Incompetent my azz, criminal! Laughing stock of the democratic world! Poor Florida. HOW MANY years has this been allowed to go on?..........ENOUGH, already!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Robby321
You receive a voting card in the mail a few weeks in advance of the date. It has a voting schedule, early voting for a few days a couple weeks ahead of the actual voting day. Either way you present yourself with the card , which has name and address, you present the proper picture id with address DOB address etc. You're checked off the list, can't vote twice. You get a ballot, you fill the boxes with a mark, the ballot then is given to a rep who puts that ballot in a scanner and it's counted. Done, how can things go sideways?
Same basic method with telephone voting, ballot id# entered and you can't vote twice.
Picture ID has been deemed unconstitutional, allowing anyone to grab a dead persons card and vote.... also allowing illegals to vote..... the list goes on.Quote:
Originally Posted by FMP