Raceman's formula for runnin' exceedingly fast:
First treat the lake with 5 gallons of the Raceman Secret Yankee Formula Water Slickener.
Stick one box of dense Yankee air under the engine hatch, or under the cowl if it's an outboard.
Add quart of Blue Marvel Mystery Oil to the tank, or use to pre mix if it's an outboard.
Stick on a G Farce tuner. You can put it in the glove box if it's a stern drive, it works equally as well there.
Buy a Yankee calibrated GPS. (not sure if they still read knots on the MPH scale if used in the South)
