Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's day.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
A: it depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: two scoops of ice cream.
1: I've got a dead baby joke
2: **Groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that sh!t makes***
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shlt again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks?
A: you can't use a pitchfork on bricks
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: you take your boots off on a trampoline.
Now this thread has a slippery slope
