Tricks that old racers get up to after retirement

Had to go to the source

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

Sorry Gene ,, i never even met him ,I’m quite sure of that .

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OK Gene I have to make a confession. I’m not that smart and not that old lol. I had to go to the source to find out who that was Alan Brown knew exactly who I was talking about the minute I mentioned it to him took him about 30 seconds. I never would’ve guessed who it was I knew it was a cigarette or some sort or I thought it was but it turns out it was scary morphodite hull. I was going to guess Bill Wishnick As my next stab in the dark. But when in doubt you go to the dictionary

This was just released from, the racing boat magazine – Powerboat Racing. :D

Fizzle Liz (aka Liz Truss) is vacating the Downing Street racing team. In the Bristol Embassy race, Fizzle found the cockpit speeds (and the pressure to win there) was too treacherous and stressful. The unforgiving high-stone-walled banks at Bristol England are, liken to an unloving opposition political-party.

Fizzle was brought up from the slower F2 class boat, to replace Heavyfoot Johnson (aka Boris Johnson). Heavyfoot was forced out of the 10 Downing Street race boat, because of his Garden Party fiasco. James Hunt and his buddy, Heavyfoot, noonday Garden Party, before the afternoon Chasewater race, impaired Heavyfoot’s biological stability. Some speculated that partying with James before the race, was the reason Heavyfoot had his nasty racing boat accident.

Soon after the race, parliament member, Sir Jackie Stewart went to team owner Bernie Ecclestone and manager Gary Garbrecht, and petitioned unfit Heavyfoot to be ousted from the team. The British Championship race is coming up next, and now the Downing Street team need a driver of championship skills. Team sponsors Carl Kiekhaefer and Mercury Marine are, also pressuring the team to find a qualified driver soon.

There is a conundrum, because aged race drivers like ... Bob, Tom, Jackie & Roger are past there prime. Across the water, you can hear John Lennon’s lyrics “Christ you know it ain't easy …you know how hard it can be”. And also, Prince William and the Princess of Wales will be attending the British Championship race. The country will be watching, who will be the new PM Champion.

Powerboat Racing’s exclusive (from Lake X Kid) now is that, Heavyfoot Johnson wants to rejoin the Downing Street team. Jackie Stewart approached Bernie and Gary, and is questioning Heavyfoot's commitment and maturity. In F1 racing, this time of the year is called the "silly season". However, the larger question is —who will be piloting team Downing Street to PM victory.


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Originally Posted by Lake X Kid

This was just released from, the racing boat magazine – Powerboat Racing. :D

Fizzle Liz (aka Liz Truss) is vacating the Downing Street racing team. In the Bristol Embassy race, Fizzle found the cockpit speeds (and the pressure to win there) was too treacherous and stressful. The unforgiving high-stone-walled banks at Bristol England are, liken to an unloving opposition political-party.

Fizzle was brought up from the slower F2 class boat, to replace Heavyfoot Johnson (aka Boris Johnson). Heavyfoot was forced out of the 10 Downing Street race boat, because of his Garden Party fiasco. James Hunt and his buddy, Heavyfoot, noonday Garden Party, before the afternoon Chasewater race, impaired Heavyfoot’s biological stability. Some speculated that partying with James before the race, was the reason Heavyfoot had his nasty racing boat accident.

Soon after the race, parliament member, Sir Jackie Stewart went to team owner Bernie Ecclestone and manager Gary Garbrecht, and petitioned unfit Heavyfoot to be ousted from the team. The British Championship race is coming up next, and now the Downing Street team need a driver of championship skills. Team sponsors Carl Kiekhaefer and Mercury Marine are, also pressuring the team to find a qualified driver soon.

There is a conundrum, because aged race drivers like ... Bob, Tom, Jackie & Roger are past there prime. Across the water, you can hear John Lennon’s lyrics “Christ you know it ain't easy …you know how hard it can be”. And also, Prince William and the Princess of Wales will be attending the British Championship race. The country will be watching, who will be the new PM Champion.

Powerboat Racing’s exclusive (from Lake X Kid) now is that, Heavyfoot Johnson wants to rejoin the Downing Street team. Jackie Stewart approached Bernie and Gary, and is questioning Heavyfoot's commitment and maturity. In F1 racing, this time of the year is called the "silly season". However, the larger question is —who will be piloting team Downing Street to PM victory.


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Unique analysis of the political Nutways I Sir Jackie Stewart land. Now is a good time to leave for Florida Jackie come in joy the sunshine and leave Dreary Old EnglandTo be rescued by the French. They are still mad about Brexit and want the Almighty English pound pound sterling back to prop up their flailing economy. So if you don’t mind the Prime Minister smelling of garlic and sweat you might be well advised to accept their assistance. Just think of the advantages Unfortunately I can’t come up with any. Hell of a post LAKE X KID

Hells teeth -how about that —now thats rich —- me coming to florida is actually moving —-OUTA THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE !!!!!!!!!!—
Attack is the best form of defence . So here i am in a gentle push mode!!!!!!!You dont need me to tell you about the stuttering doddery old codger who is forgetful—falls down steps—- goes to shake hands with imaginary people———forgets how to get down from a rostrum ——- asks for Maisie-Daisy and gets told she’s been dead for 2 years ????? Languishes in obscurity in the White House until he’s 77 years old —- never ever been use -nor ornament [as my sainted mother used to say]. Then one day is expected to head up the worlds most important country . I’m sure you know who I’m talking about. Well sunshine —-once you have your own country and head of government in apple pie order . Then you can criticise mine !!!!!!!!! Beauty of this is —you are stuck with him for four years —- we can have four prime ministers in six months .
yes —we are wounded —- and im sure you dont need me to tell you about poking a wounded animal.

Political ramblings

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Originally Posted by jackiewilson

Hells teeth -how about that —now thats rich —- me coming to florida is actually moving —-OUTA THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE !!!!!!!!!!—
Attack is the best form of defence . So here i am in a gentle push mode!!!!!!!You dont need me to tell you about the stuttering doddery old codger who is forgetful—falls down steps—- goes to shake hands with imaginary people———forgets how to get down from a rostrum ——- asks for Maisie-Daisy and gets told she’s been dead for 2 years ????? Languishes in obscurity in the White House until he’s 77 years old —- never ever been use -nor ornament [as my sainted mother used to say]. Then one day is expected to head up the worlds most important country . I’m sure you know who I’m talking about. Well sunshine —-once you have your own country and head of government in apple pie order . Then you can criticise mine !!!!!!!!! Beauty of this is —you are stuck with him for four years —- we can have four prime ministers in six months .
yes —we are wounded —- and im sure you dont need me to tell you about poking a wounded animal.

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Can’t say as I blame you about being touchy about the pot calling the kettle black. I’ve got a twofer for you. Will rent you Kamala Harris for your Prime Minister and Joe Biden for Pope That should totally screw up your country The European Union and the Catholic Church all in one fell swoop. I hope nobody’s taking me seriously but it sure poses some interesting questions. It would almost be like making Osama bin Lawden our defense minister. Gas prices have gone through the roof over here along with diesel. If Joe Biden would wake up and instead of telling the Towel heads but everything is OK but guess what next time you have trouble in the sandbox call the Chinese or Indians and see what they will do for you. I think we should just go ahead and make Venezuela the 51st state and all of Central America and 52nd through 50 whatever states they come to and it be cheaper on all of us. Again I hope nobody’s taking me seriousilly. Probably best I just sit in my rocking chair and watch NASCAR and boat racing on TV.

...you guys crack me up...

Now now settle down Wiper Snapper that bubble Gum is stuck to the tire an stringing all over the place ya can’t touch it till it’s cold out then it will get cleaned up by a new speaker in the house hopefully it will be the 45th

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about Meagan Markle all the time.

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Originally Posted by WaterZebra

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about Meagan Markle all the time.

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Do you know if Megan Markel left England of her own free will and that the queen telling her to get the F out had nothing to do with it. I feel sorry for Harry The prince I mean probably a really great man that made a mistake he can’t fix. So he’s married to a failed soap opera star it has the ego of an elephant and the star draw at the whistle buoy off of Government cut. Actually she’s probably a very nice lady and my analysis of the situation is flawed but but but then again I don’t think so. I like to think what Prince Andrew would’ve done with the situation it would’ve been one and done. God bless Fergie. Anyway Jackie hasn’t responded to my offer of Camela Harris and Joe Biden I may have to sweeten the offer and throw in Obama too I think you’d fit right in as a wind vane on the top of your castle Jackie. Only problem with that is his big ears will probably make too much noise flapping in the breeze . But at least you would know which way the wind was blowing because he was exchangeable as the wind on political opinions. I miss old Boris Johnson already. Can’t we dig up Margaret Thatcher. All right Jackie this is my last offer I’ll throw an reverend Al Sharpton for your weatherman.

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Do you know if Megan Markel left England of her own free will and that the queen telling her to get the F out had nothing to do with it. I feel sorry for Harry The prince I mean probably a really great man that made a mistake he can’t fix. So he’s married to a failed soap opera star it has the ego of an elephant and the star draw at the whistle buoy off of Government cut. Actually she’s probably a very nice lady and my analysis of the situation is flawed but but but then again I don’t think so. I like to think what Prince Andrew would’ve done with the situation it would’ve been one and done. God bless Fergie. Anyway Jackie hasn’t responded to my offer of Camela Harris and Joe Biden I may have to sweeten the offer and throw in Obama too I think you’d fit right in as a wind vane on the top of your castle Jackie. Only problem with that is his big ears will probably make too much noise flapping in the breeze . But at least you would know which way the wind was blowing because he was exchangeable as the wind on political opinions. I miss old Boris Johnson already. Can’t we dig up Margaret Thatcher. All right Jackie this is my last offer I’ll throw an reverend Al Sharpton for your weatherman.

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England is getting back to its normal state , nonstop torrential rain and heavy floods . A months rain in 24 hours —thats more like it . Boris came and went [again ]—think he went back to finish his hols in the Caribbean. even the Tory party realised what a feckin disaster he is . We should get the first colored prime minister tomorrow. No more options . But the blues are canny enough to squash any hope of a general election and will wait out the next two years .
blade is raised on Madame Guillotine—just waiting for the next prime minister —-black or white —male or female —- heads will never stop rolling she’s not in the least particular.

Bitter Sweet —
(bitter) Dietrich passed away Saturday,
(sweet) F1 Red Bull team clinches the F1 Constructors Championship today, Sunday at the Austin Texas race.

Dietrich Mateschitz co-founded Red Bull in 1987. The company has grown into a net worth of $15.1 billion.

Dietrich an Austria native first got involved in F1 in 1995 through an association with the Sauber team, before he eventually bought a majority ownership share of the engineering company.

Dietrich purchased the Formula One Jaguar Racing Team in November 2004. The team was rebranded as Red Bull Racing. He also bought out the Minardi team 10 months later.

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When you can command that much gelt, the odd million or two overspend doesn’t matter a rats Asse .
Only rarely does hard cash „not matter“.
Me — have not once watched F1 in years —still very disillusioned with its shenanigans and dishonesty so i make concepts and listen to grass growing and watch the paint dry—- ask anyone????????

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These are just some of those concepts that will not be making it to florida, over twenty five in all . Surprised myself by the amount of stuff I’ve churned out over the years .
DHL still haven’t delivered . Last i heard the trunk had left BOCCA rattan on Thursday for Marks place — but by Sunday night had failed to deliver.
Taking the trusty Lexus in for its annual medical. 7 years old and 55 thousand on the clock . Might even change the oil this time .
we had a months rainfall in 12 hours yesterday —with a bit of luck —they may even lift the hosepipe ban .

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When you can command that much gelt, the odd million or two overspend doesn’t matter a rats Asse .
Only rarely does hard cash „not matter“.
Me — have not once watched F1 in years —still very disillusioned with its shenanigans and dishonesty so i make concepts and listen to grass growing and watch the paint dry—- ask anyone????????

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Yes truly a great loss for Formula One business world and life in general he surely commanded a lot of respect

Sorry Charlie —i only knew OF him— i didn‘t know him—nor have i ever met him — just know he has a bottomless money pit and enjoys it . Good luck with that.
Inland revenue finally caught up with Bernie Ecclestone . £400million being mooted , but thats only the tip of the iceberg. Why in the name of all thats holy would you not simply just pay the damned tax and live a happy life .????
world is littered with casualties that didnt play the game since they brought down AL CAPONE—-Jeffry Archer ——-RENATO ——- Bernie will be next. [if he lives long enough}.