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Am having screamers with S&F at the moment----------stuff I'm writing is not PC! So it bins it under all sorts of excuses------spent half the weekend trying to clean up my act, but it's all to no avail------they knock you off the stool if you don't comply, I'll try again later peeps.
Ok let's try the pilgrim next--------was not allowed to answer him, last see how we do this time!
in other words pilgrim you were a tax evader? Congratulations, I always wanted to but never quite made it.
Always admired the total honesty of the Ozz's but not the dog breath all the Vegemite eaters get, all you got to do to halt the Australian breeding is to feed the females "Vegemite", that ought to do it! It ranks alongside, marmite, Skunk squirt, Pigeon poo and Chicken Crap as the all time sick sandwich spread. (Just my humble opinion).
Why the hell would you think it correct to call the roof you live under a " HICE"?
My sainted mother used to say NOBODY SOUTH OF HALIFAX SPOKE ENGLISH,!!
never realized people actually worked for the Germans -------thought we just bought Beemers and Vee Dubs and did what Angela Merkel told us!
Looks like I got this nailed.
Who loves ya Stavros? give Iris a kiss for me
bin trying out all sorts of different type faces to see if I can get a new sort of upmarket image for 2015. In the end analysis though----it don't matter a flying fart what the print looks like as long as folk can read it-----or better still actually WANT to read it that matters--------or if you even have something of interest to report.
None the less I shall give it a whirl and see where the journey takes us, I have a fair bit of time on my hands for a while-------workshop is off limits except for routine maintenance------waving my feckin arms can get me into trouble without really trying.
Have to report on a regular basis to a Dr. Patel at his clinic in Worthimg, pipes are not furred up enough to warrant surgery which is not without considerable risk ------so we go the "--------------------"pill an preach""route------that's going to be a barrel of laughs, I'm full of tricks like that.
In the meantime it's Pat 'is 'ead an give 'Im a biscuit.
Have a driving licence review on th 17th January-----Goody Gum Drops, Jolly Hockey Sticks--------you can piss up your kilt matey too.
Jilly says I'm not taking the news with " good grace", im sure 99% of all red blooded fellas would take it the same way I do. Will probably be made to SEE REASON after a couple of STIFF ONES----lets see if this leaves the iPad first .
PS I paid enough tax in the UK to keep the war in Iraq running for an extra week
yeah, but it was my back taxes that kick started it in the first place, the USA on its own without my contribution could never have financed it--------you were smarter than me---------I should have signed up with " dutch" when he first opened up Vegas!Quote:
Originally Posted by powerabout
The go is a casino/brothel on a ship in international waters, the word tax doesnt exist for anything, not alcohol , not fuel , not wages, no laws..Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
Company operated from a country that doesnt tax foreign/offshore income
Only poor people pay taxes ( according to Leona Helmsley and she's right )
heard about those kinda places, visited quite a few, Grand Cayman, Isle of man, Channel Islands, Monaco and Switzerland ------I think I prefer to moan and bitch, but secretly I have no regrets, I earned enough to pay my taxes, raise a family, have a great life, race boats and meet old farts before they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by powerabout
There was never a cat in Hells chance I was ever going to make it this far, or ever live the life that was dished out to me, but the script was written and I'm still living it so I'll take it and gladly pay my dues -----------Hells teeth-------it just meant I had to stay on the straight and narrow (that is for the most part anyway).
Be thankful for the life you got given people-------MYGGWY J.
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Originally Posted by jackiewilson
Amen, Jackie...Amen
If i could learn to play with pictures and pull'em out of iPhoto-------and cut and shut and enhance and generally lie about all the things I can and can't do!
How come kids of any age can just grab one of these things and make it into a live thing that can do anything except bake bread. One of my grandsons is an architect (pretty soon) called a CAD person I believe-------another son in law, is a printer--------has been for forty years------tells me the whole industry uses ' puters.
fifty years ago a top secretary could type sixty five words a minute with mistakes-----today, any five year old can do a hundred words a minute and with spell check, the little buggers are word perfect.
They are no where near as smart as I am, I'd back an old fart against a wannabe any day of the week.
Last day of the marathon break they call Christmas, Jesus wept, it seems to last forever. We used to get two days, if the boss was feeling benevolent.
5th January 2015------the day the world should resume normal activities-------everyone except bankers and their important friends who need at least another week to recover should have their noses to the grindstone-----just been told we are going shopping, talk to you later.
Bankers being the only group where they know the government still works for them, especially in the USA.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiewilson
Doesnt Harrods have a big sale soon where the men go down to the oyster bar and a have a Chablis or 2?
Outa my league Pilgrim, Pie and a pint down at the Holly Tree in Walberton couple a times per annum is about where I'm at|||Quote:
Originally Posted by powerabout
In my next life i wanted to be a Vet, Dentist, Doctor or Lawyer-----now i am older and wiser its changed to wanting to be the thing that really rules the world------A FRICKIN BANKER.
I don't care what it says on the S&F location------honest to murgatroyd, i live in west sussex england and have done for the last four years--------i am the same----the one and only "JACKIE WILSON"-----the same one who lived in France for eleven years------dont know who the bright spark is at S&F who gets the two who are only one mixed, but please try and sort it!!!!!