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Man, that one’s bad..
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Attachment 535969
Man, that one’s bad..
That's what this thread is about.
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Where did the criminal rainbow go to jail?
To prism. It was a light sentence. It was reflecting on what had happened.
That seems to be what they are being taught in our school system.
any recommendations ? :p
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
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I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
That's Dumb! ;)
A horse walks into a bar...
and orders a beer.
As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says "hey, why the long face, pal? Are you depressed?"
The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says "I don't think I am" - and promptly disappears.
See, this is a joke about Rene Descartes' famous statement, "I think, therefore I am." I could have mentioned this at the start of the joke, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
René Descartes walks into a bar
~~The bartender asks him if he wants a drink.~~
~~"I don't think so..."~~
Descartes disappears.
So Jean-Paul Sartre is writing Being and Nothingness at a local cafe when the barista comes up and asks him if he wants anything.
Sartre says, "Yes, I'd like a coffee, please — no milk."
The barista responds, "I'm sorry monsieur, we're out of milk. Would you like it with no cream instead?"