10 reasons why guns are better than wives

[boilerdawg]

Why guns are better than wives


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[Ted Stryker]

You can get arrested for buying/selling either in California or D.C.

[Lockjaw]

Thats because they are liberal havens.

Silencers are cool as all get out too. I heard one on a USP 45 one time, and it sounded so funky. Its was quiet, but not like they make them out on tv.