I have Racemans secret figured out

[QUICKSILVER]

My spies, (the ones on the fishing pontoon, with the binoculars) found out what is really going on. Racemans van (the one he says they haul the dogs around in) is equiped with some fancy electronic hardware. He has developed a magnet, that attracts fiberglass ,installed in the van (remember the Corvette that broke a million pound strap, and got sucked into it). He forgot to turn the magnet off and it ate the car. Anyway you park this van at the lake and aim your boat toward it, it's good for another 25 to 30 mph. There is also some satellite jamming equipment in there that lets you control any GPS in a halfass radius. I know it's true ,my spies, Goober, and Bubba, wouldn't lie.

[Ron V]

Hold onto your hats now.

[10.5' Tunnel]

WTF are you talking about man! Everyone knows that RM just modified his balls! :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Lmfao!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[Trikki1010]

Wouldn't that be a "Halffast" radius :eek: ;)

I guess that also works if you park the van "behind" the competition.

Hmmmmm, no wonder Helmut couldn't beat 113 mph :D :D

[T-REX]

U kan't go fasser den Raceman!!!...Juss kan't be dun!!!....It'z kommon knowlege that Ugly peoples stuff iz fasser than normal peoples stuff!!!...Now Halfass ain't az Ugly az Raceman, but he'z been tutored by Raceman, an packz Racemanz "Happy" GPS(which Raceman haz a case ov them in storage)...I would have to agree on tha Magnet, but I reely thank it'z a UGLY magnet...Raceman iz a reely good guy ta hang around, he make ya feel reely good...Kuz no matter how UGLY U iz, he makez ya feel like da Brad pit fer da day...Hell, juss thank how fass he'll be if'in he wuz up der in dat slickazz Yankee water!!!.... :eek:

[CDave]

It'z kommon knowlege that Ugly peoples stuff iz fasser than normal peoples stuff :eek:

So that's what's holding my boat back. :D

[luvgoing fast]

Hmmmmm, no wonder Helmut couldn't beat 113 mph LMFAO! THATS SOME FUNNY STUFF :D

[QUICKSILVER]

Update, spies just spotted large box in the dumpster behind Racemans buisness. The box said Land&Sea Super Duty Fiberglass Magnet.

[Trikki1010]

U kan't go fasser den Raceman!!!...Juss kan't be dun!!!....It'z kommon knowlege that Ugly peoples stuff iz fasser than normal peoples stuff!!!...

WOW,

Truth hurts :eek: :D

[rock]

A Land & Sea box in Raceman's dumpster. Now that's funny. Probably a tuner box under it.
Rock

[The Big Al]

What lake?:eek:
Lake X?
Or Lake B.S.?
Is this where all the Florida guys go to make those stock 200hp go so fast?:confused:



But! Raceman has a van? For Dogs?
Poodles I bet!:rolleyes:

[The Big Al]

WTF are you talking about man! Everyone knows that RM just modified his balls! :D

He shaved um?:confused:

I don't care how fast or slow go!
That will not be an option!