New Tool from JSRE!!!

[T-REX]

Juss when ya'll thought ole Jay had run outta steem, He dun started a new line ov tool fer tha hieght challenged bote mechanikz...This new platform makes it possible fer tha shortest ov short, ta reech tha flywheel on any OB mota(except a inline mercury), and a new stackable version iz in tha future fer them old useless inlines, an short old ugly collectorz, like Raceman...Rumor haz it that tha "Raceman" signature version will be a dull finish, so no reflection will be possible...I kin see theze platformz in many shopz, make'in it possible for unfortunate ground dwellers, such az Denny Mac(Jay;z illigitiment brudder), Tiny Tom, and numberz ov other fart smellerz, I meen short fellerz in tha hobby ov OB mota'z...JSRE, U da Man!!!...

[wing nut]

thats hilarious!!!!! ahhhh hahahahahaha i almost fel off my chair!

on another note.. where can i order one?? im not all that tall myself:)

scott

[Jay Smith]

Now ya know that was a custom made piece for the gravity impaired and I told ya to keep it under wraps I've already got one order from D Mac for one in Blue and Gray........... HE HE

BTW

Wipe that oatmeal from the front of ya PJ's ya nasty ole fart..................

;) :D