Ron V
05-09-2001, 07:16 PM
This just in from local authorities. At approximately 6:45 PM CST (just about 30 minutes ago), on a small lake in northwest Chicagoland, the owner of a Four Winns 211 Liberator with unknown model of Chevy V-8 powerplant was reported to have been sweating bullets and suffering irregular breathing due to a 1971 Mercury 650 screaming alongside of him with the cowl off. The motor is known to reside on a copy of a 15' Allison hull that is kept somewhere in the northwest suburbs. Owner is believed to be the father of the driver. The perpetrator is thought to have been testing a prop for the owner, and is known as "The Freak" to some. Suspect is skinny, and usually looks like he is in need of a shave. Driver and motor are both wanted on one count of first degree assault on a Chevy V-8 MerCruiser and one count of induction roar harassment.
Anyone with details regarding this incident are urged to contact the Inboard/Outboard Humane Society to assist them in their investigation of this cruel incident.
Anyone with details regarding this incident are urged to contact the Inboard/Outboard Humane Society to assist them in their investigation of this cruel incident.