DUCT TAPE (joke)

[Barefoot Bob]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I

wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the

courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was

worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my

penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She

answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."
:D :D :D :D

[baja200merk]

i love it!

[Travis Fulton]

the good ol days!!!lmao!!! :D

[stokernick]

one more unsolicited testimonial for the many uses of duct tape.LMAO!!!!

[Cobalti]

Now that's funny!!!:D :D

[GP-1]

OK..... You're doing a little better...:D

[bulldogdaddy]

ok bob,no animal jokes whats up:D
btw hows the ally running?if you were online i'd give you a shout!
you wouldn't believe some of the crap going on now!

[Barefoot Bob]

Lots of crap going on huh. The Ally is running great and I was out partying with Gary last night. It was a blast

[GP-1]

Yea.... it was a blast..... How's the hangover chick this morning??

[Barefoot Bob]

They all wanted to go for a boat ride today:D So off to the lake with the Ally. They all wanted me to give the hang over chick a solo ride;) :D :eek: She accually looked pretty good this morning and I told her if she remembered meeting you. She wasnt sure...LOL. I asked her what the X on her hand bend and she said thet meen that I was cut off...LOL:eek: She said they were not watching very close because they should have cut her off long before. At least she realized that too and said that was the first time she ever got that bad.
Well I gave her a ride all right:D She **** her pants;) I took off with it trimmed a bit high at about 40MPH and the tail slid sidways to the left. Man that was weird and I told her its never done that before...LOL..She said well dont do that agian. I put the motor down and let her fly. She was telling me to shut down at 80 already:rolleyes: She was scared ****less at 92 and I had to shut down do to run out of lake.

I gave your girlfriend a ride and she just loved it. Ran right up to 95 with no problem at all and she even backed the trailer in so I could load:cool:

They are going back up there again tonight only she is driving her new Chevy truck. I think she figures that way she can leive anyone she wants back at the place if they get to drunk

[GP-1]

I figured... Somehow, those women that drink 'till they can't see manage to get up feeling fine the next morning.. Maybe you can't get a headache if you don't have a brain?? So, what's your plan??

[Barefoot Bob]

Well the gang doesnt plan on getting there till about 10:30 ior 11 so they will close the place down. I on the other hand am up in the air yet as to what I am going to do but I will call you later and let you know