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ZZGRAFFIX
10-20-2001, 09:24 PM
Saw this on one of the newsgroups...it may be old but hell I just saw it.

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish,
that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I
am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I
want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile
for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into
our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former
civil engineer), asks,"I'm very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can
get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."