What's happened to US1?

[Raceman]

Missing in action for over a week

Jail?

Rehab?

Kidnapped and tortured by radical faction of OMC groupies?

Ran off with Greg's girlfriend?

In hospital with inplant surgery?

Covert tunnel boat special ops in Iraq?

Lost under a rack of top pinned pistons that fell over on him?

or.........................

Just doesn't love us anymore???????????

[LaserModVee]

Been wondering the same thing?

Maybe his better half pryed him away from the keyboard and forced him to take her on a vacation.

That, or he is just "grounded" from the computer. :D

He could be en route to the Rumble and stopping at various lakes and rivers along the way. "The US1 Power Tour".

The military did train dolphins to sniff out mines underwater, US1 could be leading them home in the Silverwing.

??????

:confused:

[T-REX]

Due ta nasty water spotz leff on dishes an sweep'in dirt under tha rug when tha boss wuzn't look'in:eek: :eek: ....I new he wuz gunna be in trubble if'in she ever found dat shed full ov mota'z!!!!...REX:cool:

[Sorry Dog]

I bet wifey found underground mota stash.

He's on his knees as we speak...

[liberatorx2]

SOUNDS LIKE I MAY NOT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS HEARD THAT LINE FROM THEIR WIFE..... [ I'M SICK OF THAT DAMN COMPUTER ]

[us1]

Wife is 4 months pregnant, swamped with work.

[Psyco]

Better she's pregnant instead of you. Congratulations!!!


Oh,yea....they don't find the purchase of Prego spaghetti sauce very amusing.;)

[us1]

Right now she doesn’t hind anything amusing.:D

[Raceman]

"Right now she doesn’t find anything amusing."

You ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait til it's about 8 mos.

[us1]

Thanks, I'm moving out to the shop.:D

[Balzy]

I moved to the shop a long time ago anyway !!!!

[us1]

Smart move.:D

[PFord]

MY wife is 7 months and miserable which makes everyone in the household miserable, plus I am in the middle of building a garage so between the two I don't know which way is up. The boat has not been on the water since early June and I don't see it getting there unless I pull it out in the rain it may not get wet again for a while.

[H2Onut]

AM I glad I printed this thread... it's BLACKMAIL TIME


OK US 1 I expect about 3 or 4 motors by weeks end .....OR ELSE


Mrs Marles gets framed copies of previous posts....i.e (I am moving to the shop.....She doesn't find anything amusing)

Balzy...A few Leak Down testers ...PRONTO


Raceman...A Corvett will do just fine.


Private I nut !

[us1]

Here is some more for you, lets talk about getting fat.:D

[H2Onut]

You REALLY crossed the line there fella, you are going to PAY dearly for that one:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[PFord]

You did more than cross the line, you crossed it and fell down into the hole you have dug. John you better be careful with that one the bigger they get the more sensative they get. those next 5 months can and probably get much worse than they are now.:eek:

[Cp]

Originally posted by us1
lets talk about getting fat.:D


WHOA!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Now you've gone and done it. I'd keep her in front of me. ;)

[heath brinkley]

Yikes, you've got guts. Hope she don't happen to see this.
women can make baaaad things happen to a room full o motors

[ShorePounder]

ROFLMAO!!!

Y'all don't recognize a suicide attempt when you see one? Mr. Marles has done thrown himself to the wolves. :D :D :D

"Just shoot up amongst us, one of us needs some relief" - Jerry Clower

[halveb]

John,

If your garage is as nice as Balzy's garagamahol then you've made the right move (probably much better off out there). As for the garagamahol I don't think you could ask for more except a big screen TV and I wouldn't be surprised to see a big screen TV next time I'm there. :D

Of course, being that nice means dirt has no place in the checkerboard wonderland which makes it hard for slobs like me. :eek:

[us1]

Originally posted by PFord
You did more than cross the line, you crossed it and fell down into the hole you have dug. John you better be careful with that one the bigger they get the more sensative they get. those next 5 months can and probably get much worse than they are now.:eek:


Wise man. I can tell you have been through this before.

[us1]

Originally posted by us1
Here is some more for you, lets talk about getting fat.:D



Hey, I am an F1 driver, I like having the crap scared out of me. I get that adrenaline rush any way I can get it, even if its being chased by my wife with a rolling pin.:D